Thursday, September 05, 2019

"Captain Carey, U.S.A." (1949)

I feel like this movie suffers from having a really bad, boring title.  They could have named it so many more interesting things.  Betrayal or Betrayed or The Italian Betrayal or Betrayed in Italy or The Betrayor or Blamed or They Blamed Me? or... you get the idea.  Who signed off on naming it something so boring?  It's like the studio execs knew that Alan Ladd was a big box office draw and that they probably could have called this Alan Ladd's New Picture and it would have done just as well.  In the UK, it was released under the title After Midnight, but that's also vague and lame.  Sigh.

Today, it doesn't get much attention, and I totally blame the title.   Really dumb, cuz this movie is quite good.  It even won the Best Original Song Oscar for "Mona Lisa" by Ray Evans and Jay Livingston.  If you don't know that song, you can listen to Bobby Darin's version here.  Which you really ought to, and I'm not saying that only because I love Bobby Darin.  His version is not too sappy and not too snappy.  *Please note that this song is not about the painting, but is comparing a living woman to the famous painting.  The words are really interesting in relation to the plot of the film.  I'll get into that in a bit.

ANYWAY.  Time to talk about who we're all here to talk about today.


One of the things I like best about this movie, aside from Alan Ladd in top form, is that it looks at the long-term repercussions of serving in WWII.  I'm nuts about stories that look at the effects of that war (and any war, actually) on everyday people, and Captain Carey, USA has that in spades.

SPOILER ALERT:  I will be discussing this whole film, all the way to the end.  I will try to tell you at what point the spoilers for the ending start, so you can skip to the bottom if you want to remain unspoiled.


I like movies with maps in them.  It makes them feel grounded.


The camera glides in to focus on a man with a guitar who's leaning on a wall on what appears to be a quiet evening in Italy.  He's strumming his guitar idly, dreamily.


Suddenly, his aimless strumming turns into the strains of the song "Mona Lisa," and he begins to sing the song in Italian.  A squad of Nazis come marching past, and he sings on and on as they go by.


Inside that building, four people hear "Mona Lisa" and immediately hide everything they're working on.


Captain Webster "Web" Carey (Alan Ladd) and his pal Frank (Paul Lees) pull out pistols and wait for the Nazis to come smashing through those doors.


But the night goes back to quiet, the lake and mountains and clouds serene.  They're safe... for now.  Still, they decide not to meet at this house anymore, and both Americans leave for their more permanent hidey hole in a big villa across the lake.


They receive a warm welcome from Giulia (Wanda Hendrix), particularly Web.  By the way, Giulia is pronounced just like Julia, but spelled differently so you'll remember she's Italian.


Web and Frank are really excited because they've captured a Nazi dispatch pouch.  Once they're safely hidden in the wine cellar, Web opens it to see if they've stolen anything useful.  Web and Frank are spies in the O.S.S., but they basically wear American uniforms with the insignia removed, which doesn't seem very spylike to me, but that's a very minor quibble.


Down in the wine cellar, there's a hidden panel that opens up into a secret room where lots of family valuables are stashed.  Giulia says that nobody in the family has been able to find that room for hundreds of years, so I'm not sure when the family stashed all that stuff there, or why, but it's a very nifty hidey hole.


I haven't written much Combat! fanfiction for the last few years, but the sight of Alan Ladd in a WWII uniform makes me want to put him in a C! story so bad, I can taste it.  Might just have to do that.


Anyway, one of the things in the vault of family heirlooms is this old painting of the villa.  Giulia says that when they're married, they're going to hang it over their fireplace.  Web says no way, baby, it ain't happening.  He wants to forget all about this place and all the danger and stress.  I'm not sure how he's planning to do that when he's also planning to marry Giulia, but whatever.  People in love are often illogical.


And there's no question about whether or not Web and Giulia are in love.


We all know they are because of how long it takes them to say goodnight.


They linger.  They flirt.


They kiss.


It's like the sun rises and sets in Web's world based on whether or not Giulia is there.  Look how happy and almost worshipful he is.  Awwww.


Upstairs, the villa is mostly closed up, furniture all draped with sheets in a creepy way.  Only Giulia and her grandmother and a few servants live there right now.  Giulia hears a noise and runs to the window.


Nazis!  Someone has betrayed them!


The Nazis break in without even bothering to knock, which is how you know they're evil.  I mean, besides the Nazi uniforms and everything.


Giulia runs to warn Frank and Web, who stop radioing their info to the Allies and start hiding their stuff.


Nazis bash the door with their rifles.  It's a tough door and buys the Americans some time.  Lovely, heroic door.


Web tells Giulia to run.


He says if anything happens to her, he'll never be able to live with himself, that sort of thing.


One last embrace.  I'm not crying, you're crying.


Web and Frank seal up their stuff and prepare to defend it, and themselves.  I don't know why they don't just hide inside that hidey hole with all their doodads, but... maybe they think if the Nazis capture or kill them, they won't look for their secret O.S.S. stuff, like their radio and their box of switchblades and the papers they've stolen?


Frank goes down fighting.  I want to pause here and talk about Paul Lees a minute.  He's in several Alan Ladd movies -- in fact, his first credit on imdb.com is O.S.S. (1946), which I reviewed a couple days ago.  That's one of the reasons I pair this movie with that one in my mind -- it's like Alan's character there and here are the same guy, using two different names cuz hello, he's a spy, and after the events in France in that one, he got sent here.  Which would work with actual timelines, if Web/John was there until after D-DAY in 1944 but got sent here before the final liberation of Italy in 1945.  (My brain likes to create headcanon, you see.  Occupational hazard of being a writer.)

Anyway!  Paul Lees was blind.  I only just found this out, and it astonishes me, because I had no idea while watching this.  He was also a real-life war hero -- he served in the Marines during WWII and was captured by the Japanese during the battle of Corregidor.  He was blinded by acid during the war, but became an actor after it ended even though he was sightless, and made more than 40 films.  Wow.


Back to the story.  Frank gets killed and Web gets shot.


The Nazis had captured Giulia, but she breaks free of them and rushes to Web.


They drag her away from him and force her back upstairs.


Web's not dead, just wounded, and he's fully conscious, but unable to stop them from hauling Giulia back up the stairs.  She screams, there's a gunshot, and then nothing.  Total silence.  All light and hope dies in Web's eyes.  I cry a little and want to jump through the screen to rescue and comfort him.  Poor Web.


Cut to a close-up on that painting again.


The camera slowly pulls back to reveal Web's reflection in the window where the painting is displayed.


It keeps pulling back to reveal there's a woman with him.  She doesn't get why he's drawn to the painting.  He doesn't tell her.  He barely talks to her.  The war is over, he's a civilian again, she's convinced they're getting married, and he doesn't seem to care one way or another.  The light and hope are still gone from his eyes.  Web Carey is a hollow man, but that painting is about to give him something to fill his inner emptiness with.


Web and his fiancee go inside.  He asks lots of questions about where they got the painting.  The art dealer is very snooty and won't tell him anything.  Fie upon him!


Chicky doesn't get it.  Why does he care about this ugly old painting?


He says it's given him a purpose in life, the purpose he was lacking.  He's going to find whoever sold this painting, and he's going to kill them, because that person betrayed him, and two people he loved died as a result.  And while he's saying all this, Alan Ladd gradually goes from determined to fierce to a little too wide-eyed and kind of unbalanced.  I'm totally reminded of the scene in This Gun for Hire (1942) where his character talks about his abusive childhood.  He doesn't go quite as unhinged, but his balance is definitely askew here.


Back Web goes to Italy.  Without the chick, thank goodness.  Outside the hotel where he'll be staying, a blind man playing an accordion hears Web's voice and begins to play "Mona Lisa."


Web stops in his tracks.  Maybe he's less ready to face his memories than he'd thought.


The village women doing laundry in the town square all stop to listen too.


They realize that song means that he's one of the American spies who was there years earlier.  They're not happy to see him.


Despite a cool welcome in town, Web makes his way across the lake to the villa.  There he meets Giulia's grandmother at last, and also the over-shouldered Baron de Greffi (Francis Lederer) and Giulia's brother.


Who's this lurking in the back of the house?  It's Dr. Lunati (Joseph Calleia), frowning at them all.


And who's that hurrying past the windows?


Duhn duhn DUHN.  Web's whole world tilts sideways.


Giulia is not dead.

(I don't consider this a spoiler because Wanda Hendrix's name is right there on the title card, so you know she's not going to be in just like 20 minutes of the movie and then get killed off.  But Web, within the story, didn't know.)


She does not look happy to see him.  In fact, she looks kind of scared.


Web is confused.  So confused.  But he steps out of the dark house into the sunlight, symbolically crossing from ignorance toward knowledge.  No more wondering and wishing for Web -- he's going to begin learning the truth, starting now.


How is it possible that Giulia is still alive?  And why isn't she happy to see him?  That last one is simple -- she thought Web had died, just like he thought she had died, so she married Baron de Greffi.  Light and hope flicker out again in Web's eyes.  Giulia is once more lost to him.


Stunned and saddened at finding Giulia, then losing her again, Web leaves.  On his way out, Dr. Lunati hurries to meet up with him.  He's so happy to see Web, he calls him "baby" for the rest of the film.  This is weirdly endearing, like he heard Web call Giulia that a lot back in the day (how does Alan Ladd make "baby" sound like a sweet, sexy pet name and not a put-down to all womenkind?) and thinks that's what Americans call people they're friends with.  (Again with the headcanon.  Sorry.)


Back at the village, the streets are deserted.  An old acquaintance of Web's says it's all because he showed up.  Back when he was betrayed, the Nazis executed more than two dozen men from the village in retaliation for them hiding the American spies.  The villagers knew someone had betrayed the Americans, and thus them.  They thought they knew who it was, and they hung him.  Who was that?  This guy's son, the one who played the guitar at the beginning.


Web decides he's learned enough.  He needs to go back to America.  There's nothing left for him here.  Less than nothing, really.  No vengeance, no happy and untainted memories of Giulia, nothing.  He returns to his hotel to change, and then Giulia walks in through the balcony doors.


She wants to explain everything to Web.  Why she married the baron.  Why she thinks the townsfolk lynched the wrong person.  Why it's a good idea for him to leave.  Web's happy to listen, though he pretends not to be.


I go on and on about Alan Ladd's eloquent eyes sometimes.  But with good reason, honest!  Look at these three frames of him reacting to Giulia's words, how much he conveys in just a couple of seconds.


Web assures Giulia he's sticking with his decision to leave, but just then... someone gets murdered!  Knifed in the back with one of the knives that Web and Frank left behind in their hidey hole.  That painting of the villa isn't the only thing someone removed from that stash.  Web's positive that whoever found the secret room is the same person who betrayed them.


Forget going back to America.  You'd need a tank to drag Web away now.  He even testifies at the inquest.  So does Dr. Lunati.


After the inquest, Web and Lunati have a little discussion about just who might have been the real betrayer.  Lunati gives him a few clues.  He says Web ought to talk to the lynched man's widow and son, who have been ostracized by the town for being related to a traitor.


The supposed traitor's son Pietro (Russ Tamblyn, billed here as Rusty) keeps getting beaten up by the other kids because of who his dad was.  I reeeeeeally like Russ Tamblyn, and man oh man, is he young here!  Only like 15!  This was his fifth film, and he's all gangly and adorable.  I love it when he pops up in random movies!


Anyway, Web convinces Pietro's mom that he doesn't believe her husband was a traitor, and that he wants to uncover the truth.  She gives him some clues too, and he heads off to the big city to find answers.


Someone follows him there, and another person gets knifed.  Also, there's this weird interlude with a bunch of shirtless acrobats.  Very random.  But anyway.  This might be a good spot for you to skip down to the picture of the words "THE END" if you want to avoid spoilage.


Web heads back to the village.  Giulia has decided to confess that SHE was the traitor.  She ratted them out to the Nazis.  It's all her fault.  Web doesn't want to believe her.


The villagers hear about her confession and row themselves out to the villa in a big convoy.  They believe her and they're out for blood, though nobody at the villa knows they're coming yet.


Web is unconvinced.  He decides he has to revisit the scene of the crime, so to speak.  Down into the wine cellar he goes, stopping by the bloodstains he left behind there.


The baron accompanies him.  Web reopens the secret vault, wondering if it's been totally cleared out by now.  I'm TOTALLY SPOILING EVERYTHING next, so you've been warned.


Once inside the vault, Web turns around and sees that Baron de Greffi has been joined by a random dude we've seen around the village a few times, Giovanni (George J. Lewis).  They don't look friendly.

Random aside: George J. Lewis is in lots of Alan Ladd's movies, and whenever he pops up, I'm always thrown off by him because I'll recognize his voice, but not his face, and be like, "WHY do I know this guy?  He's so familiar!" and it'll take like three or four minutes for me to realize, "Oh!  That's Diego's dad, Don Alejandro, from Zorro!"  You'd think I'd be used to him popping up in Alan's movies by now, but nope, gets me every time.


Anyway, they don't look friendly.  But that's okay, cuz Web doesn't look too friendly himself.


Meanwhile, the villagers have arrived and are trying to break into the house.


We have a big, exciting showdown in the basement.  Lots of fisticuffs and shooting and impressive stunts.  All of which are really hard to screencap.  The villagers get through the door and seize Giulia, but Just In Time, Web makes it up the stairs and rescues her.  He explains to the villagers who the real traitor was (totally her creepy husband the baron, obviously).


Web and Giulia both kind of collapse against the doorway.  And each other.  It's been a long day.


But why waste time recovering, or mourning your dead husband (who was a traitor AND creepy, so obviously we don't need to mourn him long) when you've got each other again?


Ahhhhghhhghghghhh, look at that sweet, beat-up, undefeated Alan Ladd.


Look at his eyes!  They've got light and hope again.


YAY!


Oh, wait, I was going to talk about the lyrics of "Mona Lisa" and how they relate to Giulia, wasn't I?  Here are the lyrics:
Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa men have named you --
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile.
Is it only cause you're lonely they have blamed you
For that Mona Lisa strangeness in your smile?
Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa,
Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep,
But they lie there and just die there.
Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa?
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely work of art.
Throughout the bulk of this film, until the last few minutes, Giulia has been remote.  Unknowable.  Beautiful, but unreachable.  Did she make Web believe she loved him, but secretly betray him?  Is she smiling now to hide that her heart broke when she thought he died?  Is she aloof because she's lonely, or because she has a terrible secret?  Only by reaching the end of the film will Web -- and the audience -- find out one way or the other.

This has been my second contribution to the Alan Ladd Blogathon hosted by Pale Writer.  I'm sorry if this got too long -- I had a lot to say about this one!


Is this movie family friendly?  Pretty much.  No cussing, one or two chaste kisses, a little violence and suspense.

Tuesday, September 03, 2019

"O.S.S." (1946)

Today is the 106th anniversary of Alan Ladd being born.  You all know I adore him.  Everyone I meet knows this.  I mean, not sure I've had a header on this blog that hasn't featured him since sometime in 2016 :-)  Three-and-a-half years, and he's still my celluloid steady date.

Anyway.  Today, I'm going to tell you all about one of his actiony war suspense pictures.  Although it's focused on secrets and those that keep them, the title gives away the whole ballgame as to what this movie's about.


Did you know that the CIA didn't always exist?  In fact, until WWII, the United States didn't have a permanent intelligence-gathering agency.  In 1941, the government created the Office of the Coordinator of Information (COI), then in 1942, that morphed into the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), which went through a couple more names and forms before settling into the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) in 1947.

Guess which one of those this movie is about?


A couple of years ago, I went to a presentation about the OSS given by the author of a book about female spies in WWII.  I asked her if she'd seen this film, and if it was at all accurate.  She'd seen it, and she said it was accurate, but simplistic.  So... that's nice to know.


Our story opens with a handsome chap going by the name of John Martin (Alan Ladd) who's charming his way into the R&D department of an electronics factory in Baltimore.


His ID convinces the uniformed, armed guard to let him in.


Once inside, he casually scans papers left out on a desk, lights a cigarette, swipes a paper that looks like Something Important, and leaves.  People there realize Something Important has gone missing, and he gets apprehended.


Next thing we know, he's getting grilled under a spotlight in a dark room.


He looks pretty worried.  Maybe even a little penitent.  What are we to make of this guy?  Is he a criminal?  An enemy spy?  Is this going to be one of those movies where Alan Ladd plays a baddie who gradually reforms?  That would be fun, as he's perfectly wonderful in those roles.


Well, before much more can happen to him, a guy in a dark suit shows up with authorization to take him into custody, and that's the end of the interrogation.  Man, it was just getting interesting, and nobody'd even smacked Alan Ladd yet.  This doesn't bode entirely well, as the best Alan Ladd movies tend to involve him getting beaten up at some point.  Weird, but true, y'all.  Weird but true.


Anyway, surprise!  He's actually a spy in training, and he was supposed to steal Something Important as part of his spying lessons.  So... not a baddie who gradually turns good.  Oh well. He still leans deliciously in random doorways, and that's always a good time too.


He does get to have that hard-and-cynical-guy vibe, at least.  John Martin Doesn't Play Well With Others.  Nobody makes hard-and-cynical look lovable like Alan Ladd.


John's got the makings of a good spy, so they train him even though he's kind of a jerk.  Which means we get treated to a Training Montage!


Join the OSS, and you too could learn to operate a radio and send coded messages!


You could learn to use nifty gadgets like tiny cameras!


They might even give you a simple pipe, perfect for a cozy smoke while reading a novel on a long winter evening.


Nope, totally a pistol!  Who doesn't want a pipe-pistol, right?


The filming in this is mostly pedestrian, but once in a while they throw in a really cool shot, just to keep things visually interesting.  Like this one, which I may or may not have spent several minutes trying to capture so I'd have allll the shadows in it.


The OSS needs all sorts of people to be spies, including beautiful artists like Elaine (Geraldine Fitzgerald).  Are you a beautiful artist with a tragic story about how your husband got killed and stuff?  Join the OSS!


A team of spies gets sent to London, including John and Elaine, who cordially dislike and distrust each other, but get along well with their other teammates. (Join the OSS and see the world!)


No reason for this shot except that I like it.  (Join the OSS and have random fangirls ignore you while they take screencaps of Alan Ladd for no reason!)


Anyway, they all parachute into France to meet up with Resistance workers and put their spying skills to good use.  (Told you that you'd get to see the world if you joined the OSS.)


In France, they face lots of dangers, including Nazis.


Also, rain storms.  And perfect hats making Alan Ladd look even more handsome.  Very dangerous stuff.


Random nice image of London to switch locations.  I like all the fog and silhouettes.  Even though that background is totally fake.  Still pretty.  (Like spies!  Always faking stuff, but so pretty.)


In London, there are lots of female radio operators taking coded messages from spies.  One of them is nicknamed Sparky (Gloria Saunders) and adds some Spunky Cuteness to the mix.  (All spy films require Spunky Cuteness at some point.)


Our spy friends do a lot of spying.  This involves dangerous activities like reading magazines in French.  Even if they don't actually speak French.  I never saw a part in the training montage where they taught John to speak French, so I'm just assuming he's faking it.  Elaine does cuz obviously, all artists speak French.


It's not long before they have lots of Resistance members to work with.  They pretend to meet for art classes given by Elaine.  (Ooooh, another reason to join the OSS!  You could learn about art.)


And then in wanders the Fly in the Ointment, a Nazi colonel who thinks he's super artistic and attractive and awesome.  Elaine humors him on all three counts.


Guess who's not happy about that?


The Nazi colonel is suspicious of Elaine at first, but her artistic skills impress him.  Also, he thinks she's hot.  And he thinks artists are easy.  There's really no end to the depths of the colonel's wrongness.


Elaine sculpts his likeness as a reason to hang out with him and get military info she can pass on to the rest of the team.


John is jealous, but pretends he's totally not.  Look how hard he's pretending not to be jealous!  I'm convinced, aren't you?


Lots of plot happens, involving blowing up trains and exchanging shots with Nazis.


After the Allied landing on D-Day, they still have plenty of spying to do, keeping tabs on the Nazis as they retreat and make plans for counterattacks.


Another shot I put here just cuz I like it.  Lots of plot stuff happens, but I'm not going to delve into it because it's a spy movie, and I don't want to spoil everything.  And it's hard to delve into plot stuff for a spy movie without spoiling it.  Even when that spy movie comes across more like a recruitment film than an actual movie.


We get treated to the fairly rare sight of a SCRUFFY Alan Ladd toward the end!  You almost never get to see him be anything but clean-shaven, so that's pretty fun.  Especially if you like scruffy menfolks like I do.  He's only barely scruffy, but I'll take what I can get.


Finally, John and Elaine get called back to England.  They finally admit their feelings for each other and start planning a happy future together.


Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut plot stuff happens.  Again.  Always with the pesky plot stuff.


Unhappy, pesky plot stuff.  Awwww, poor John.


John ends up weary and resigned, but he doesn't give up on Fighting For Freedom, Truth, and the American Way, so hey, that's something, right?  Join the OSS, learn to care about people, lose people, find yourself!  Good times in store for all!


I actually really enjoy this movie -- please don't take my fairly flippant tone in this review to mean that I don't.  It's just that it only has a wispy plot, held together by the brute strength of Alan Ladd's charisma, so... yeah.

This has been my first entry for The Alan Ladd Blogathon hosted by Pale Writer.  Tune in tomorrow for my review of another Ladd movie about the OSS!  Spoiler alert:  it has an actual plot.


EDIT: I forgot to talk about whether or not this movie is family friendly.  It's very tame.  Some suspense and violence, but that's it.  No cussing, barely any kissing, no gore.

Monday, September 02, 2019

Summer 2019 To-Do List Wrap-Up

Friends, I had SUCH a good summer.  The first two months were crazily hectic and busy, but busy with good stuff like family visiting me, us going on vacation to visit family, friends visiting me, more family visiting me -- it was busy and sometimes exhausting, but fun.  And then life calmed down again at the end of July, and our August has been lovely.  We started school back up on August first, and my kids are doing so well this year!  It helps they're all in even-numbered grades, as those really do tend to be smoother sailing than the odd-numbered grades.

Yes, we start our homeschool lessons back up in early August.  No, I don't hate my kids.  The reason we do this is that it's so horribly hot and humid by August that none of them want to play outside anymore.  So we start school in August (or sometimes late July) when we all are just sitting around inside enjoying the air-conditioning anyway.  And then we're done in early May (or sometimes late April) when the weather is glorious outside, and they can play in the sunshine to their hearts' content.

ANYWAY!  Time to see what all I got checked off my summer to-do list this year.

~ Finish the first draft of my western Snow White retelling or bust!  CHECK!!!!!  My editor has the first draft right now, and once I get revision notes back from her, I'll dig into rewrites. Still aiming to release it in February, 2020.

This book has been such a challenge to write.  It needed more research than my last two, and it's overall a more complicated story.  But I think all that means that the final product will be more complex and rich than the last two books too.

(From my Instagram account.)

~ Read 3 titles from my Classics Club list  Fail.  I read two, By the Shores of Silver Lake by Laura Ingalls Wilder, and The Racketty-Packetty House by Frances Hodgson Burnett.  I also read most of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy, but not all of it, so it doesn't rightly count. 

~ Read 6 books off my TBR shelves Check!  I read exactly six: Orphan Train by Christina Baker Kline, Curtains for Three by Rex Stout, The Adventures of the Woman Homesteader by Susanne K. George, The Fork, the Witch, and the Worm by Christopher Paolini, Curse and Consequence by Savannah Jezowski, and Shakespeare's Guide to Parenting by James Andrews.

(Also from my Instagram account.)

~ Read the 3 books for judging the YA section of the INSPY Awards Check!  It was a pleasure, as always.

~ Watch 3 movies off my TBW shelves Check!  I killed it in this category and watched TEN.  They were Dodge City (1939), 17 Again (2009), Becoming Jane (2007), Song of the Thing Man (1947), Heaven with a Gun (1969), Lawman (1971), Cry Wolf (1947), Strictly Ballroom (1992), The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017), and Shepherd of the Hills (1941).

~ Co-host a blogathon in honor of the 75th anniversary of the D-DAY invasion Check!  You can read the master post here, with links to all the entries.

~ Co-host a very exciting blog event that we will be announcing later this month Check!  That was, of course, Legends of Western Cinema Week.  It was so much fun that Olivia and Heidi and I hope to make it an annual event again.

(The Shenandoah River, which we canoed on this weekend.)

~ Go see Dark Phoenix Check!  My thoughts on it are here.

Go see Men in Black: International Fail.  I'll see it on DVD.

Go see Toy Story 4 Fail.  I'll also see this one on DVD.

~ Go see Spider-man: Far From Home Check!  I liked it.

(I was holding my camera above my head to take this.
These sunflowers were truly magnificent.)

~ Go see Hugh Jackman's The Man, The Music, The Show Check!  Not only did I go see my favorite living actor sing and dance live, I took my best friend along, and it was a perfect evening.  Read more about it here.

~ Visit the Green Valley Book Fair again Check!  I took my mom and my kids along, and we had a blast.

~ Visit the National Frontier Trails Museum Check!  It is TOTALLY worth stopping at, if you're ever in Independence, MO.  I confirmed a lot of details for my Snow White book AND got inspired to set my upcoming Cinderella book in Santa Fe.

~ Make pie more than once Check!  I made a pear pie and an apple-rhubarb pie.

~ Do four jigsaw puzzles with my kids Check!  Hahaha, we did eight.  Here's a collage of them:


All have those are 750-1000 pieces.  My kids are getting so good at doing long puzzles!  Though all those book-cover puzzles are kinda easy because you can just work on one book cover at a time.

How was your summer?  Did you have any goals or plans?  Did you accomplish things?

I'll post my autumn list soon!  But not tomorrow, because tomorrow is Alan Ladd's birthday, so my blogtime must be dedicated to him :-)

Friday, August 09, 2019

My Ten Favorite Noir Films -- 2019 Update

Like my new list of favorite western films, the list of my favorite noir films has changed a lot since I first posted one six years ago, all because of one certain actor.

I mean, how was I NOT going to love Alan Ladd when the majority of his films are in my two favorite genres?  It was inevitable.

Anyway.  Here is my current list of ten favorite noir films!  Titles linked to my reviews where applicable.


1. Laura (1944) While solving the murder of beautiful Laura Hunt (Gene Tierney), Detective Mark McPherson (Dana Andrews) falls in love with her memory. The most haunting murder mystery of all time.

2. This Gun for Hire (1942) A remorseless killer-for-hire (Alan Ladd) teams up with a singing magician (Veronica Lake) to help the government stop bad guys from selling American military secrets to the enemy. This is the movie that turned Ladd into a star, and it's not hard to see why -- he's riveting.

3. Dead Again (1991) A kindhearted PI (Kenneth Branagh) tries to help an amnesiac (Emma Thompson) remember who she is, only to learn that they may have been intimately linked to each other in a past life.  This is a twisty thriller involving reincarnation and it never fails to thrill me, even though I obviously don't believe reincarnation is a real thing.

4. The Great Gatsby (1949) F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic story gets a film noir twist. A successful gangster (Alan Ladd) buys a new house across the water from an old flame (Betty Field) whose cousin (Macdonald Carey) just happens to be Gatsby's next-door neighbor. I've yet to see another portrayal of Gatsby as haunting and heartfelt as Ladd's.

5. To Have and Have Not (1944) Fisherman Harry Morgan (Humphrey Bogart) gets tangled up with a wandering woman (Lauren Bacall) and a bunch of anti-Nazi French patriots during WWII. Loosely based on characters from the Ernest Hemingway novel by the same title.

6. The Blue Dahlia (1946) A weary veteran (Alan Ladd) returns home and finds his wife (Doris Dowling) is cheating on him with a nightclub owner (Howard da Silva). When she turns up dead, he's the prime suspect. The nightclub owner's wife (Veronica Lake) tries to help him solve the murder. It's the only original screenplay written by my favorite author, Raymond Chandler, and its dialog sizzles delightfully.

7. The Big Sleep (1946) PI Philip Marlowe (Humphrey Bogart) takes a case for a wealthy family with a lot of secrets. Pairs Bogart again with the love of his real life, Lauren Bacall, and is based on the novel by my favorite author, Raymond Chandler.

8. LA Confidential (1997) Three Hollywood cops (Russell Crowe, Kevin Spacey, and Guy Pearce) wrestle with corruption, vice, murder, and conspiracy. One of the most intricately plotted movies ever, with all kinds of disparate strands woven together to form a dazzling whole.

9. Road to Perdition (2002) A hitman (Tom Hanks) takes his son (Tyler Hoechlin) on the run, seeking vengeance for the brutal murder of his wife (Jennifer Jason Leigh) and other son. Brilliant acting from all involved, including Paul Newman, Jude Law, and Daniel Craig.

10. Brick (2005) High school loner Brendan (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) investigates the murder of the girl he may have loved, discovering a teenage underworld in the process. One of the most creative movies I've ever seen.

NOTE:  Dead AgainLA ConfidentialRoad to Perdition, and Brick are all rated R.  With good reason.  Proceed with caution.