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Monday, January 01, 2024

My Ten Favorite New-to-Me Movies of 2023

Here we are at the end of another year, the assigned time for rounding up lists of favorites in various categories.  I'll be posting my favorite reads from 2023 on my book blog on Tuesday, but today, it's time to talk about my top ten favorite movies I saw for the first time over the past year!


1. Fort Dobbs (1958)  A man on the run from the law (Clint Walker) rushes a pioneer woman (Virginia Mayo) and her feisty son (Richard Eyer) to the safety of a cavalry fort during a Comanche uprising.  I watched this movie over and over this year -- it's everything I want in a western.  Heroic and honorable hero and heroine, real danger and real courage, and a found family, with great dialog and intelligent characters.  And a few surprises!  Good, good stuff.

2. Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)  A thief (Chris Pine) tries to rescue his daughter (Chloe Coleman) from a conman (Hugh Grant) with the help of a warrior (Michelle Rodriguez), a wizard (Justice Smith), and a guerilla (Sophia Lillis).  Another exceedingly smart script that delights me.  This movie manages to feel like a bunch of teens playing D&D while also being way smarter and more well-plotted than I ever expected.

3. Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)  A track coach (Dean Jones) accidentally awakens the ghost of the dread pirate Blackbeard (Peter Ustinov), who attempts to help the local track team win over long odds in a bid to find eternal peace.  This is a resoundingly funny and adorable movie.  

4. New in Town (2009)  A high-powered executive (Renee Zellweger) from Miami arrives in Minnesota to shut down a factory, only to fall in love with the workers, the town, and the union representative (Harry Connick, Jr.).  I avoided this movie for over a decade because I thought it was going to make fun of Minnesotans and Midwesterners, but it doesn't.  The love story is actually remarkably charming and natural, too.

5. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)  Indy (Harrison Ford) tries to stop a former Nazi (Mads Mikkelsen) from traveling back in time.  Thought I was going to be disappointed by it, but I wasn't, which makes me really happy.

6. The Boys in the Boat (2023) True story about a rowing team of poor boys from Washington state who defy long odds and go to the Olympics.  Absolutely a feel-good movie in the best possible way.  It was an uplifting, pro-American, pro-hard work movie that felt like it could have been made in the '80s.  Or the '60s.  Really good stuff.

7. Howl's Moving Castle (2004) A young woman (Emily Mortimer) falls afoul of a witch (Lauren Bacall) and gets turned into an old woman (Jean Simmons).  She then encounters a mercurial wizard (Christian Bale) and his fire demon (Billy Crystal) and befriends them, with lots of adventures and a love story ensuing.  I read the book for the first time this year too, and I like them both about equally.

8. Lady in the Lake (1946)  Philip Marlowe (Robert Montgomery) tries to figure out who murdered a woman and dumped her body in a lake.  Yes, it's gimmicky -- the whole thing is shot in "first person" as if the camera is Marlowe -- but the storytelling is strong anyway.  I love the Raymond Chandler book more, but this is one of the Marlowe movies I like well enough to keep a copy for my shelves.

9. Rachel and the Stranger (1948)  A widowed pioneer (William Holden) marries a bondservant (Loretta Young) so she can take care of his house and son without impropriety, but when his old friend (Robert Mitchum) comes for a visit and shows interest in her himself, the pioneer has to decide just how married he really wants to be.  It's basically a pioneer romcom, and I didn't like it much the first time I watched it, but it kept rattling around in my head until I rewatched it, and I liked it much better then.

10. Botany Bay (1952)  Alan Ladd falls afoul of another sadistic sea captain, just like he did in Two Years Before the Mast (1946).  You'd think he'd learn!  This time, the captain (James Mason) actually keelhauls Ladd's character.  Twice.  Um, yes.  Not fun.  At least, not if you're a Ladd fan!  But it all turns out okay.

A few fun stats from my movie-watching in 2023:

Total movies watched: 137

New-to-me movies watched: 26

Movies re-watched: 111

Movies seen in the theater: 11

Movies watched more than twice this year: Fort Dobbs (6), Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (3)

Month with the most movies watched: July (19)

Month with the least movies watched: June (3)

Number of Alan Ladd movies watched: 9

Sunday, July 16, 2023

"Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" (2023) -- Initial Thoughts

Well, that was a fun ride!  Not a brilliant movie.  Not a mind-blowing adventure.  But a really, thoroughly enjoyable movie.  Which is precisely what I want from an Indiana Jones movie.  I hope to manage to see it in the theater at least once more this summer!

The plot revolves around an actual artifact, the Antikythera -- I have actually watched a whole documentary about it more than once because my son was fascinated by it when he was a bit younger.  So when I discovered that's what this one revolved around, I was like, ohhhhh, he's going to enjoy this movie one day.

Anyway, back during WWII, Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) and his British friend Basil Shaw (Toby Jones) are trying to nab a different artifact from Nazi treasure hunter Jurgen Voller (Mads Mikkelsen), and they discover he also has the Antikythera.  A thrilling trainboard chase sequence ensues.  I happen to be really fond of people running around on top of trains (blame my childhood spent watching westerns), so I really enjoyed that bit.  Also, the CGI they used to give Indy his 40-yr-old face was really, really good.  It did go a little uncanny-valley now and then, but not often.  Unfortunately, they didn't do as well on Mads Mikkelsen, but oh well.

The bulk of the story takes place twenty-five-ish years later, in 1969, when Indy is contacted by his friend Basil's daughter Helena (Phoebe Waller-Bridge), who wants to know if Indy has the Antikythera.  And it turns out Voller is now a NASA scientist, and he's got a bunch of henchmen who may or may not be working for the CIA, and they want the gizmo too.  So we have a lot more chase scenes.

I happen to like chase scenes, so I enjoyed those, too.


My favorite part of the movie was probably the deep-sea diving adventure that involved another old friend of Indy's, this one played by Antonio Banderas.  I have long dreamed of going deep-sea diving and exploring shipwrecks, and so I just was bouncing with glee all through that sequence.  Plus, Antonio Banderas!!!  

I also loved that the overall message of this movie went back to the roots of my favorite Indy movies: people are more important than stuff.  In the end, an object of historical significance, is just an object, and not worth trading a person's life for.  Loved that.

Also, the very end of the movie made me cry with joy, and I loved that too.  


I didn't realize that this is directed by James Mangold, but when I saw his name in the end credits, suddenly I noticed how similar this movie is to Logan (2017), and how I liked it for a lot of the same reasons.  You have an aging hero who is dismissed as an old geezer by the bad guys, but who proves to still be heroic.  Who stands up and says, "I may be old, but I will not sit idly by while you commit evil actions.  I will do what I can to stop you."  Man, I LOVE that kind of character.  Plus, you have a mentorship gone sour, and family relationships that have fallen apart but could be salvaged again.  And Boyd Holbrook plays a super annoying bad guy in both of them.  See?  So similar.

Anyway, yeah, I liked it.  

Is this movie family friendly?  It earns its PG-13 rating with jump scares, some icky stuff involving centipedes and eels and skeletons, some cussing, and lots of shooting and other violence (but it was non-gory).  No smutty scenes.

Tuesday, February 08, 2022

Movie Music: John Williams' "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1982)

Today is John Williams's 90th birthday!  To celebrate, I am here today to discuss one of the coolest soundtracks ever. Ever. It's one of those soundtracks that is delicious to listen to by itself, but when paired with its movie, it's just sublime. I am, of course, talking about John Williams' insta-classic score for Raiders of the Lost Ark (1982). 


The first track I'll share with you is "A Thought for Marion/To Nepal." I love how expectant it is, beginning with some soft, sweet ponderings, then a little mystery creeping in. And from there, a jolt of excitement, that wonderfully playful Indy theme popping in for a moment. Then it finishes up with a little Oriental flourish to bring in the idea we're going somewhere Foreign and Exotic. So cool!


My next selection is "The Basket Game," which balances playful and fearful so niftily. We're worried cuz Marion gets chased and then abducted, but there's a lot of comedy going on during the chase scene too, so the whole song feels like juggling, doesn't it? 


This might be my favorite moment in the whole movie -- when Indy's in the Map Room and the medallion on top of the staff actually shows him the location of the Ark. "The Map Room: Dawn" perfectly captures Indy's expressions there, going from hopeful to awestruck. 


"Washington Ending & Raiders March" starts off all sentimental. Indiana Jones has lost his prize. But he's got Marion still, so that's something. The song doesn't waste too much time on his annoyance -- he gets one minute to grouse, and then here comes the most glorious theme song in action movie history (IMHO). 


Really, the Raiders March feels to me like eating a giant Snickers bar while riding on a roller coaster with my best friend -- like being surrounded with joy, in other words. I'm sitting here with a big, goofy grin on my face, bobbing my head along with it as I type, and fully intending to hit "replay" as soon as it ends. How about you?

That's all I've got for you today, but if you want to listen to more, the entire album is available for your listening pleasure on YouTube here.

(This review originally appeared in a slightly different form here at J and J Productions on July 8, 2016.)

Sunday, April 25, 2021

"Would You Rather" Tag for Epic Story Month!

I am participating in the Epic Story Month event hosted by Heidi at Along the Brandywine, and I have finally had a few minutes to devote to answering the official tag!

Would you rather... 

1) …fight a dragon or a giant? 

I rather think I'd pick the giant because giants can't fly and don't breathe fire.  I think my chances of survival go way up because of those two factors.  Besides, the odds of me being accompanied by Ewan McGregor in weird armor and funny hair go WAY up if I'm fighting giants.

2) …time travel back to ancient Egypt or go to Mars? 

Ancient Egypt!  Oh my goodness, I was so obsessed with Eyptology when I was in my tweens.  I had half a semester in college on the history of ancient Egypt too, and it was so fascinating. 

3) …explore a deep dark cave or a long lost, underwater city?

Another easy one for me to answer.  I have always longed to go SCUBA diving and explore underwater shipwrecks and so on.  An underwater city would be just as exciting, I think!  This is another long-time obsession -- when I was seven, we went to Disneyland, and I only remember two rides we went on.  One was It's a Small World, which was much more geared toward my little brother, and one was their Submarine Voyage, which I guess no longer exists.  I loved it, and have been really fascinated by SCUBA diving and submarines ever since.  

And, yes, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) is one of my favorite classic Disney movies :-)  I just showed it to my kids for the first time a couple weeks ago, and they thought it was lots of fun.  They also pointed out that the Nautilus appears to have a smiley face on one side, as shown above!

4) …be a court jester or lead a wagon train? 

Oh, a wagon train!  A wagon train!  I am no good at making funny jokes or doing tricks, and I hate being the center of attention, but I am capable of being bossy and making decisions, no problem.  Plus, having written a whole book that takes place on a wagon train, I feel like I'd at least have some chance of leading one well.

5) …eat a meal with hobbits or Master Tumnus? 

The hobbits.  Any hobbits.  Well, maybe not Ted Sandyman.  But any other hobbits, absolutely.  Hobbits know how to eat well!

6) …walk through an enchanted mirror or jump into a pool leading into another world? 

Um, do I know where either of those lead?  It doesn't make much difference either way if they're both going somewhere unknown.  I suppose the pool holds slightly more appeal, just because I like to swim.

7) …live in a castle or a house in the treetops? 

Well, when I was a young teen, I used to daydream that *I* got to marry Fritz (James MacArthur) from The Swiss Family Robinson (1960) and live happily ever after with him in our own tree house on the family's island, so I'm definitely going with the house in the treetops.

8) …go over a waterfall in a barrel or climb Mt. Everest? 

I'll take the mountain.  I like snow.

9) …ride a buffalo or be a cannoneer in a sea battle? 

Are we talking an American Bison or a Cape Buffalo?  Because I hear that cape buffalo are the most dangerous animals on earth, so I'm not going near them, thanks.  And all in all, I think I'd take the sea battle because I do like naval warfare stories.

10) Bonus question: you’re caught by the Bad Guys and tied up to a chair when a fire erupts at your feet (long story ;)). Do you break the ropes and tumble out the window, yell for help, or hop your chair across the room to take refuge in the cold fireplace/chimney corner?

It all depends on if I'm tied back-to-back with Henry Jones Jr. or Henry Jones Sr.  I think I'd have more luck with the chair-hopping or the rope-breaking if I had Jr.  If it's Sr., I'll yell for help and hope for the best, I guess.

That was such fun, Heidi! :-D

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

My Ten Favorite Harrison Ford Movies

For more than a decade, Harrison Ford was second only to John Wayne in my list of favoritest of favorite actors.  Though Hugh Jackman and then Alan Ladd eventually supplanted him in that spot, he's still my #4, and I will not cease to hold him dear, of that I'm certain.

Prompted by Eva ranking all the Harrison Ford movies she's seen over at Coffee, Classics, and Craziness, I hereby present my ten favorite Harrison Ford films.  Some of these, I've seen so often, I've got them memorized.  In fact, the last two are the only ones where I can't quote basically the whole movie right along with the actors.


As always, titles are linked to my reviews where applicable.

1. The Fugitive (1993)

Dr. Richard Kimble (Harrison Ford) is wrongly convicted of his wife's murder, escapes, and goes hunting for the real killer while U.S. Marshal Sammy Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones) hunts for him. My second-favorite movie of all time.

2. Sabrina (1995)

When Sabrina (Julia Ormond) returns from Paris, suddenly dazzling instead of dowdy, her father's employer (Harrison Ford) pretends to woo her to prevent his younger brother (Greg Kinnear) from having a fling with her. A lot sweeter than it sounds, and I much prefer it to the 1954 original because the cast has better chemistry and the whole thing works better.  I wrote a Femnista article about it a few years back, which you can read here.

3. Witness (1985)

Detective John Book (Harrison Ford) goes undercover to protect a little Amish boy who is the only witness to a murder. Taut and sweet at the same time, and one of the very, very few R-rated movies I own.

4. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) tries to keep the Ark of the Covenant away from the Nazis.  One of the finest adventure movies ever made.  I had the deep joy of seeing this on the big screen a few months ago, and it was even more spectacular there than I had hoped.

5. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

What's better than one Dr. Jones?  Two Dr. Joneses!  Indy and his dad (Sean Connery) try to keep the Holy Grail away from the Nazis.  The chemistry between the two of them is as perfect as possible.  This movie makes me laugh so much.

6. Return of the Jedi (1983)

Luke and Leia rescue Han, Luke and Han rescue Leia, Lando and R2-D2 rescue everyone at once... and that's only the first sequence, which happens to be my most favoritest part of all the Star Wars films. In fact, I've seen the first 40 minutes of this more often than any other segment of any Star Wars movies.

7. Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)

An idealist (Mark Hamill), a princess (Carrie Fisher), a smuggler (Harrison Ford), and an aging hero (Alec Guinness) help the Rebel Alliance take out the Empire's greatest weapon. What can I say about it that hasn't been said a billion times before?  I call it Star Wars in my head, and always have to fumble around to find the title A New Hope because, until the prequels, it was never called that.  At all.  By anyone I ever knew.  It's just Star Wars.  The rest are Other Star Wars movies.

8. The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Luke learns the truth about his parentage, Han and Leia try not to fall in love, and the Empire tries to figure out what hit them. I like half of this movie a lot (the Han + Leia parts) and am bored by the other half.

9. 42 (2013)

Branch Rickey (Harrison Ford) hires Jackie Robinson (Chadwick Boseman) to play baseball for the Brooklyn Dodgers, making him the first black man to play in the all-white baseball league.  It's one of the best biopics I've ever seen, and possibly the best acting I've seen from Harrison Ford.

10. Air Force One (1997)

A terrorist (Gary Oldman) hijacks the presidential airplane midflight, taking the President (Harrison Ford) and his family hostage. The President is not amused.  He spends the rest of the film trying to get the terrorist off his plane while keeping his family safe.  Thrilling heroics abound.  Another of the very, very few R-rated movies I own.

Okay, that's my list.  Have you seen these?  Do you love these?  Do you love other Harrison Ford movies better?  Let's discuss!

Sunday, March 18, 2018

"Tomb Raider" (2018) -- Initial Thoughts

I've never played the game Tomb Raider is based on.  I've seen both of the Angelina Jolie movies based on it at least once, maybe twice?  But that was back when they came out to video, so it's been a long time.  I only remember bits of them.  I liked them okay, but they weren't something I wanted to watch over and over.  Not the kind of action movie that appealed to me, somehow -- I think Jolie's Lara Croft felt superhuman, yet wasn't technically a superhero, and that never exactly worked for me.  Also, I'm not a huge Angelina Jolie fan.  I don't dislike her, but I don't dig her, you know?

But I'm a big fan of Alicia Vikander.  Last year I put her on the list of my top ten favorite actresses as #8.  After watching Tomb Raider in the theater yesterday, I'd say she's more like #5.  She's definitely my favorite under-40 actress working today.  Yes, she's THAT good in this movie. 

I went to Tomb Raider yesterday under very unusual conditions.  I had not seen any trailers for it.  I had not read anyone's reviews or thoughts on it.  I didn't know who else was in it besides Alicia Vikander.  I just knew it was her playing Lara Croft.  That's it.  I basically never go to a movie with that little information.  Just doesn't happen.  But for whatever reason, nothing about this movie crossed my path before I went to see it.  Which made for a very fun viewing because everything was a surprise!

Like, I didn't know that Dominic West was in it.  I was so surprised and excited when he showed up as her dad!  (But I must admit it's been so long since I saw him in anything, I spent like 5 minutes of the movie trying to remember what his name is.)  I've liked him ever since I first saw him in A Christmas Carol (1999), and he's one of those solidly enjoyable actors that I know will give a fun performance no matter what he's in.

(There are almost no pictures online of him in this movie.  It's like a conspiracy
trying to keep me from knowing that he's in it or something.)

I also didn't know anything about the plot.  Basically, Lara Croft is a 20-something girl living almost on the streets, struggling to make enough money with a delivery job to pay her dues at the boxing center where she trains.  And then it turns out that actually, she's almost very rich.  Almost because, if she wants to inherit her dad's money, she has to declare him legally dead since he disappeared seven years ago.  And she doesn't want to do that.  So she's just scraping by instead. 

But then she discovers that her dad was secretly searching for this mysterious island where this freaky Japanese goddess of death is supposedly buried.  He wants to keep these other people from finding her and unleashing her powers of destruction on the world.  And that's where he went seven years ago, on a quest to protect the world from an ancient evil.

Lara, being extremely clever and good at solving puzzles and riddles of all sorts, figures out where he went.  And she goes after him.  She wants to at least find where he went, some sign that he was there, maybe even find his remains so she knows once and for all that he's truly gone.


She enlists the help of a boatman (Daniel Wu) to find the island, and once there, of course there's a tomb to raid and so on.  The movie as a whole has a very Indiana Jones vibe to it, WAY more than I remember the other two Tomb Raider movies having.  There are lots of traps, vague riddles, creepy ways to die, skeletons, and so on, plus gobs and gobs of Bad Guys.  Including one main bad guy played by Walton Goggins who was, to be honest, boring.  But at the same time, kind of interesting in his boringness because he wasn't some megalomaniac or obsessed fortune hunter or arch nemesis.  He was just a dude doing a job and wanting to go home.  He reminded me of a tame and boring Bruce Dern, actually.  Like, Bruce Dern on a non-spicy day.

And this Lara Croft is not super-human.  She fails at things.  She gets very hurt.  She gets tired.  It's altogether awesome and refreshing and... not entirely believable, but more believable than a lot of action movies, really.  Like Indiana Jones in that way too.

So anyway, it's a really fun movie, and I might actually go see it again if it's still playing in a few weeks.  I'd like to see it over now knowing all the twists to see how it works with that knowledge, because I'm pretty sure it will slot together beautifully like one of the puzzles Lara Croft has to solve in the movie. 

Is this movie family friendly?  There's a lot of Danger and Action and Scary Situations.  Lots of shooting and other violence, but it's non-gory.  A little bad language, some innuendo in dialog maybe?  No nudity, no love scenes.  Lara does run around in a tight tank top for most of the movie.  For teens and up, in other words.


Tuesday, December 05, 2017

The Marvel Heroes Movie Tag

While filling out the Disney Princess Book Tag for my other blog recently, I thought to myself, "You know what would be even more fun than this?  A tag that compared stories to the Avengers."

And the more I thought about that, the more fun it sounded, so... I created one!  With a little help from my best friend on some of the categories. Like that princess tag, this isn't a tag devoted to superheroes, but rather one that uses attributes of the various characters to create categories that you then fill in with other movies.  Make sense?

Also, I got kind of carried away with adding characters, and so now there are like twenty categories.  What can I say?  I'm enthusiastic.  (Probably because I'm still riding the wave of giddy joy that is Thor: Ragnarok.)



Captain America: Name a movie with a "fish out of water" theme.  I love those!  Ball of Fire (1941) is a wonderful one.


Thor: Name a movie about learning to use power for the good of others.  I think King Arthur (2017) fits that theme nicely.


Iron Man: Name a movie about an inventor.  I get such a big kick out of The Absent-Minded Professor (1961).


Incredible Hulk: Name a movie with a main character who has two sides to them.  How about Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), where nerdy Dr. Jones is also a devil-may-care adventurer?


Hawkeye: Name a movie that involves archery.  Doesn't get much better than The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) when it comes to archery in a movie!


Black Widow: Name a movie about spies.  The Man from UNCLE (2015) is always going to be my choice for this one.


Black Panther: Name a movie about royalty.  I really like Roman Holiday (1953) and its look at the pressures and responsibilities of being royal.


Vision: Name a movie involving androids or robots.  How about I, Robot (2004)?



Spider-man: Name a movie about teens.  Not a huge fan of teen movies, but I will always love Ten Things I Hate About You (1999).



Ant Man: Name a movie about thieves.  Doesn't get much better than the original Ocean's 11 (1960).


Scarlet Witch: Name a movie with powerful female character.  Giant (1956) has two powerful women in it: Luz (Mercedes McCambridge) and Leslie (Elizabeth Taylor).


Dr. Strange: Name a movie where a character learns to be a better person.  I'll go with Gentleman's Agreement (1947).



Falcon: Name a movie with a great sidekick.  Raise your hand if you adore the sidekicks in A Knight's Tale (2001)!  Mark Addy and Alan Tudyk just kill in their roles.


Loki: Name a movie with an antagonist/villain who steals the show.  You already know I'm going to answer 3:10 to Yuma (1957) for this.  I watch it primarily for Glenn Ford's Ben Wade, who is the antagonist and so fantastic I can hardly stand it.


Agent Coulson: Name a movie where an ordinary character faces an extraordinary situation.  I love how Sarah (Mary Louise Parker) in RED (2010) handles having the nice guy she's crushing on turn out to be a retired (extremely dangerous) spy.


Peter Quill: Name a movie with a character who is more than they appear to be.  I'll go with Cars (2006).  At first you think Doc Hudson (voiced by Paul Newman) is just a cranky old coot, but he's so much more.


Gamora: Name a movie with a character who changes allegiances.  John Reid (Armie Hammer) does that memorably in The Lone Ranger (2013), going from a law-spouting lawyer to a law-flouting vigilante.


Drax: Name a movie with a physically powerful character.  How's about Hercules (2014)?  I mean, I could basically go with any movie Dwayne Johnson is in, but that seems like the most logical choice.  And it's probably my fave of his movies.



Groot: Name a movie with a character who doesn't talk much.  In The Magnificent Seven (1960), Britt (James Coburn) only has 7 or 8 lines.  It's pretty fascinating to see how much he conveys with body language and facial expressions only.



Rocket: Name a movie with a talking animal.  It's a Dog's Life (1955) is all about a dog named Wildfire, voiced by Vic Morrow, and his travails as he goes from living on the streets to fighting other dogs to finally finding a home.


I hereby tag the following bloggers:

Coffee, Classics, and Craziness
Sidewalk Crossings
Through Two Blue Eyes
And Anybody Else Who Wants To Do This Tag!!!

Friday, September 01, 2017

"China" (1943)

Alan Ladd's character in China, David Jones, was a direct inspiration for some guy you may have heard of named Indiana Jones.  I kid you not.  David Jones doesn't carry a whip, but he wears the same dark fedora, leather jacket, open-at-the-collar shirt, and khaki trousers as Indy.  And he has a similar character arc as Indy's in Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), going from an opportunistic loner to someone willing to risk his life to help others and stop the villains.  Also, of course, they share a last name.  I'm a pretty big Indiana Jones fan, and Alan Ladd and Harrison Ford are two of my absolute favorite actors, so I love this fact :-)

(Alan Ladd as David Jones; Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones)
But China is no swashbuckling treasure hunt.  It's a wartime drama, one of those meant to bolster American morale and encourage audiences to support their allies.  Today, parts of it come off as hokey propaganda, but I find it no more rah-rah than, say, Casablanca (1942).


David Jones (Alan Ladd) and his pal Johnny Sparrow (William Bendix) are profiteers who sell American oil to the Japanese in mid-1941.  World War II is on, but America hasn't entered the war yet, so Americans can come and go in China as they please, and sell their goods to whomever they wish.


David Jones is one of those characters Ladd excelled at.  He's sour and cynical and doesn't give a hoot about anyone except himself and his sidekick.  And he delights in telling people as much.  Ladd played just such a character in This Gun for Hire (1942) and it catapulted him to stardom, so it makes sense that he'd go on to play similar guys in many films during his career.  From Lucky Jordan (1942) to O.S.S. (1946) to Branded (1950), Ladd repeatedly convinced audiences to root for an unlikable character by showing how those characters were actually good, caring, nice people under their snarling exteriors.


David and Johnny are trying to reach Shanghai to pick up their next load of gasoline when they encounter Carolyn Grant (Loretta Young), a Chinese-born American teacher trying to shepherd a dozen of her female college students to safety.  She wants to use his truck to get them to a safe zone where they can continue studying and become the kinds of leaders China needs to become thoroughly modernized.


David, as I said, is one of those tough guys sticks his neck out for nobody.  But his buddy Johnny is completely different -- he picks up orphaned Chinese babies off the street and wants to adopt them, tries to rescue David from his own selfishness, and is generally the sweetest guy imaginable.  Plus, he knows how to milk a cow.


David agrees to let the girls ride in his truck as far as a monastery where they can take refuge.  Along the way, they stop at the home of Tan Ying (Marianne Quon), one of the students.  It's a simple farm where they can rest and get milk for the baby Johnny rescued.  The girls take a bath in the river and, while shampooing each others hair, have a jolly time insulting David for being so greedy and selfish and annoying.  They don't know he's shaving nearby and can hear them.


David's conscience starts to bother him, but nope, he's a tough guy.  He's not going to be roped into helping these strangers, not even though he's been very attracted to Carolyn Grant since they first met in a downpour.


But then Tan Ying jumps off the truck and runs home.  When her absence is discovered, David and Carolyn go back for her alone, leaving Johnny and the other girls at the monastery for safety.  They hope against hope that they'll reach the farm before the advancing Japanese army does.  When the movie was made, the Nanking Massacre was fairly recent history, and everyone watching the movie when it first came out would know why Carolyn is so anxious to keep her female students out of Japanese hands.  (They even name-check Nanking at one point to drive this home for us.)

Alas, when they arrive at the farm, everyone but Tan Ying are dead.  She's inside the house screaming, and when David barges in, he finds three Japanese soldiers with her.  The word 'rape' is never mentioned, but it doesn't need to be -- we all know what's happening.  David's got a machine gun, and he orders the soldiers into a different room, leaving Carolyn to comfort Tan Ying, who is still screaming.  Then he guns down those soldiers with grim, implacable determination.


David and Carolyn bring Tan Ying back to the monastery, where Carolyn and the other girls comfort her with tender care and words from the Bible.  I was really impressed that, when Tan Ying asks Carolyn if heaven exists, Carolyn answers that yes, God promises that everyone who believes in his son as their savior will live eternally.  It's possibly the most theologically correct moment I've seen in any movie that doesn't revolve around religious themes.

Meanwhile, David and Johnny stand around outside smoking cigarettes and trying not to show how deeply bothered they are by what happened to Tan Ying.  It's a quiet, nuanced moment, one of my favorites in the whole film.  Neither of them says much aloud, but their thoughts are easy to follow.  Lovely acting going on there from both of them.




David's now fully committed to helping the Chinese guerrilla fighters stop the Japanese advance.  He and Johnny help steal a bunch of dynamite, which necessitates Alan Ladd running around shirtless AND barefoot AND getting soaking wet.  Um, yeah, not really hard to figure out why this is one of my favorite Ladd movies.


Alan Ladd was a swimming and diving champion in high school, and missed making the 1932 Olympic swim team when an injury forced him to drop out of competition.  So he tends to end up swimming and diving in a lot of his movies.  It's easy to see why directors would want to make the most out of his physique -- he was in top shape and proud of it.  I'm always happy, though, when the story line provides a legitimate reason for him to wander around shirtless for a while, like this one does.  Sometimes it feels like they shoehorned in a shirtless scene just because they thought it would make the movie more popular.


ANYWAY!!!  After returning to the monastery with the dynamite, David and Carolyn have a serious conversation about how they're starting to fall in love, and how when you're in a love, a few minutes of bliss can be enough to last you the rest of your life.




The camera fades to black, then pans in on the two of them cuddling in the back of David's truck.  Although they're fully clothed and the side panels are rolled up a bit, exposing them to the view of anyone walking past, I think we're supposed to assume they've made love.  And then we get treated to absolutely my favorite scene in the whole movie.  I call it The Flirting Scene.


I've watched Alan Ladd in twenty different movies over the past eighteen months.  I've seen him play guys falling in love over and over and over.  I've even say him play a guy falling in love with a girl played by Loretta Young before, in And Now Tomorrow (1944).  But I have never seen him flirt this cutely.  He's just nineteen kinds of adorable here.  (I know -- I counted.)


I've read that Ladd and Young weren't exactly pals on either of the two films they made together, and if that's true, then holy cow, are they both great actors.  Because they pull off one of the cutest flirtation scenes I've ever seen, in any movie.  This first time I watched this, I had to rewind and rewatch it three times, it was just so astonishingly enjoyable.


And then there's a bunch of excitement at the end.  I've done a lot of spoiling things already here, but if you don't want to know how it ends, skip to below the screencap that says "The End."


The Chinese guerrillas want to use the dynamite to stop a Japanese convoy from getting through the mountains.  David volunteers to set the charges.  Carolyn comes along to provide moral support or drive the truck or something.  Really it's just so they can say a touching farewell.


And one more kiss -- that's a good reason for her to come along too.


So um, yeah, this is the part of the movie where we all start to have a really bad feeling about David's chances of making it to the end credits alive.  Because the Japanese convoy arrives before they've got the charges set.  So he leaves one of the Chinese guerrillas to finish up and heads down to stop the convoy by himself.


He assumes that, because he's got an American passport and the correct papers for traipsing around China undeterred, he'll have no problem stalling these Japanese soldiers.  He might even manage to get away from them before the dynamite goes off.  But they have news for him -- their planes just bombed the American navy to smithereens at Pearl Harbor.  All Americans are now their enemies, and will be until Japan succeeds in conquering the US the way they're conquering China.

David is not amused.


But he knows he'll get the last laugh, at least on this particular Japanese general.


David gives a stirring speech about how little guys like him are all going to stand up together and fight against the forces of tyranny and save the world, etc.


He knows by looking at his watch that he should have skedaddled long ago, but he keeps that staff car there anyway.


And then the whole mountainside blows up, right after David gets himself shot for mouthing off to that Japanese general, and a zillion tons of rocks slide down and bury them all.  Johnny and Carolyn drive away in David's truck, looking dazed and making bland remarks about what a nice guy he was.  I would prefer if they just rode off in silence, but it's a minor quibble about a movie that I thoroughly enjoy otherwise.


Is this movie family friendly?  Honestly, I wouldn't show it to kids.  There's a lot of serious stuff going on, and even though the rape is never shown or called by its name, the girl screaming is unsettling.  There's also quite a bit of violence.

You can listen to the Lux Radio Theater version of China here on YouTube if you're into classic radio like I am.


This is my first entry for the Alan Ladd Blogathon I am hosting all this weekend!  Visit the blogathon roster here to find links to the other participants' posts as well.  If you don't, Alan and I will glare at you in a disappointed way, like this: