Showing posts with label Zorro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zorro. Show all posts

Thursday, June 25, 2026

My Ten Favorite Kid-Friendly Westerns

I've been watching westerns for longer than I can remember.  Naturally, I've shared many westerns with my own kids (who are teens now!).  If you've got some youngsters in your life that you'd like to introduce to this genre, but aren't sure where to start, here are some ideas for you!  I've limited this list to western/frontier stories that are aimed at children or families.  Obviously, there are many, many other westerns that are wonderful for kids to watch!  But these are specifically excellent for kids.


(Please remember, this is listed in order of my favorites, not necessarily the best kid-friendly westerns!)

1. The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975)  When three little swindlers kids show up in a slowly-declining California gold rush town, a gambler (Bill Bixby) just passing through winds up taking care of them. One gold strike, one marriage of convenience involving the local stagecoach driver (Susan Clark), one bank robbery by the bumblingest outlaws in the west (Don Knotts and Tim Conway), and one capture of a notorious outlaw (Slim Pickens) later, and they can finally live happily ever after!

2. The Sign of Zorro (1958)  Wealthy, sophisticated Diego de la Vega (Guy Williams) returns home to California from the university in Madrid to discover that his hometown has been taken over by the ruthless and greedy Captain Monastario (Britt Lomond).  Diego pretends to be a wimp while secretly fighting against tyranny disguised as Zorro.  This is the first 8 episodes of the Disney TV show cobbled together to make one adventure, and it's so delightful!

3. Across the Great Divide (1976)  Two orphans (Heather Rattray, Mark Edward Hall) team up with a gambler (Robert Logan) to cross the Rocky Mountains and claim the land their family owns in Oregon.  Nothing can stop them, not Native Americans, thieves, mountain men, or a grizzly bear.

4. Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier (1955)  Davy Crockett (Fess Parker) fights in the Creek Indian War, gets elected to the U. S. Congress, and helps Texas win its freedom by defending the Alamo, all with his friend George Russell (Buddy Ebsen) at his side.  Some of the incidents are based in fact, and some are simply legends and tall tales.  This was originally a trio of episodes on the TV program Disneyland, and then it was put together and released as a movie.

5. Little House on the Prairie (1974)  Laura (Melissa Gilbert), Mary (Melissa Sue Anderson), Carrie (Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush) Ingalls move from Wisconsin to the prairie with their Pa (Michael Landon) and Ma (Karen Grassle).  This is a 90-minute TV movie that served as the pilot for the classic TV show by the same name, and it sticks a lot closer to things that happen in the original books by Laura Ingalls Wilder than the bulk of the show did.  I don't know that it was ever released to theaters, but it was released to VHS when I was a kid, and we watched it over and over and over.

6. Savage Sam (1963)  When two brothers (Tommy Kirk and Kevin Corcoran) and their neighbor (Marta Kristen) are kidnapped by Native Americans, their dog Sam and their uncle (Brian Keith) track them to try to rescue them.  This is a sequel to Old Yeller (1957) and a much happier movie.

7. Rango (2011)  A chameleon (Johnny Depp) accidentally winds up in a middle-of-nowhere town that's in desperate need of some law and order. It's an animated spoof/homage to all the classic westerns, with tropes and archetypes at every turn, and such a loving homage that I can't help but find it both funny and charming.

8. The Shakiest Gun in the West (1968)  A mild-mannered, hapless dentist (Don Knotts) gets involved in trying to stop gun-runners from using a wagon train as cover to transport their guns west.  It's basically a remake of The Paleface (1948), and I used to laugh so much while watching this that I cried.

9. An American Tail: Fievel goes West (1991)  A Russian-Jewish immigrant family moves to America's wild west, where their son Fievel (Phillip Glasser) gets separated from the rest of the family and is protected and mentored by an aging lawman (James Stewart).  The family just happen to be mice, and the lawman is a dog, and the bad guys are cats.

10. Old Yeller (1957)  Boy's little brother adopts dog.  Boy hates dog.  Dog saves boy's life.  Boy loves dog.  I don't even like to think about the ending.  But it's still a really good movie.


This has been another contribution to the 2026 Legends of Western Cinema Week party!

Saturday, February 04, 2023

My Ten Favorite Swashbucklers

Swashbucklers are their own brand of swaggering cool, aren't they?  Devil-may-care heroes, feisty heroines, and plenty of sword fights and chases and fisticuffs to keep things galloping along.  A good swashbuckler is pretty well guaranteed to raise my spirits even on the gloomiest day.  Here are my favorites!


1. The Princess Bride (1987)  After Buttercup's (Robin Wright) true love Westley (Cary Elwes) is murdered by pirates, she agrees to marry Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon), but gets kidnapped before the wedding. I'll never forget the first time I saw this movie -- it changed my ideas about humor and fantasy forever.

2. The Mask of Zorro (1998)  An aging Zorro (Anthony Hopkins) is unmasked and imprisoned by the greedy and cruel Don Montero (Stuart Wilson), who also steals his baby daughter Elena.  When Montero and a grown Elena (Catherine Zeta-Jones) return to California, Zorro trains a bumbling thief (Antonio Banderas) to be his successor and fight oppression in his place.  I saw this in the theater the summer before I went to college, and it kind of dominated my life for a while.  I had the poster on my dorm room wall, I listened to the soundtrack until my roommates were sick of it, and I watched the movie so often I basically memorized it.  Twenty-five years later, I'm still not tired of it!

3. The Black Swan (1942)  Former pirate captain Jamie Waring (Tyrone Power) kidnaps, then woos, then rescues a governor's feisty daughter (Maureen O'Hara) while also helping Governor Henry Morgan (Laird Cregar) clear the pirates out of the Caribbean.  This is one of the most fun movies I have ever seen, and I judge all other pirate movies by it.

4. The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)  Robin Hood (Errol Flynn) has a jolly time robbing the rich Normans to feed the poor Saxons, wooing Maid Marian (Olivia de Havilland), and foiling Prince John (Claude Rains) and Sir Guy of Gisbourne (Basil Rathbone) when they plot to steal the throne from King Richard (Ian Hunter).  It has everything I could possibly want in a Robin Hood movie :-D

5. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)  Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) resorts to commandeering, raiding, pillaging, plundering, and otherwise pilfering his weasely black guts out, all to regain his beloved ship. More fun than a barrel of undead monkeys!

6. The Three Musketeers (1993)  Young d'Artagnan (Chris O'Donnell) just wants to be a Musketeer, but he ends up embroiled in unmasking a plot against the king. His three Musketeer friends (Kiefer Sutherland, Charlie Sheen, and Oliver Platt) are hilarious and awesome too.

7. The Count of Monte Cristo (1975)  Simple, honest sailor Edmund Dantes (Richard Chamberlain) is betrayed by his supposed friends and sent to prison on false charges. He escapes, gains staggering wealth, and seeks vengeance against his enemies. Based on the book by Alexandre Dumas, king of the swashbucklers.

8. The Mark of Zorro (1940)  Diego de la Vega (Tyrone Power) returns home to California from studying in Spain and discovers oppression and injustice everywhere.  He disguises himself as a cunning rogue called Zorro and sets about righting wrongs and championing the poor and dueling with Basil Rathbone and generally having a grand time.

9. Against All Flags (1952)  A roguish naval officer (Errol Flynn) pretends to be a pirate in order to infiltrate a pirate stronghold, only to find himself falling for a strong-willed, lemon-tongued Pirate Captain (Maureen O'Hara). Jolly good fun.

10. The Prisoner of Zenda (1952)  A British hunter (Stewart Granger) masquerades as the king (Stewart Granger) of a small European nation so that the king's enemies (including James Mason) can't usurp the throne while the king lies ill. Things get complicated when the fake king falls in love with the woman (Deborah Kerr) who is intended to marry the real king. 


Well, those are my ten favorite swashbuckler movies!  If you'd like to see my list of favorite swashbuckler books, I recently posted that on my book blog :-)

Saturday, July 02, 2022

A Sword and a Smile: Zorro

Zorro! The name evokes a bold image, doesn’t it? The swirl of a black cape, the slash of a sword. A jaunty mask concealing a hero’s identity, but not his glee at besting another adversary. Zorro doesn’t just defend the downtrodden from their cruel oppressors because it’s right, he champions them because he enjoys it. 


He’s a bit of a puzzle, that Zorro. He’s actually a wealthy Spanish aristocrat, Diego de la Vega, who probably has enough money that he could pay to make life carefree for everyone around him. Instead, he dons a disguise, rides a mighty black horse around his neighborhood and carves Zs at the scenes of his triumphs. Why? Because it’s more exciting to do that than to simply buy peace, I suppose. 

When I was a kid, I thought Zorro was a legend, much like Robin Hood. Based on some kind of historical character, maybe. A folk hero raised to the kind of iconic status that earns you movies and books based on your life. But the truth is, he’s an entirely fictional character, made up by an Illinois native writing for pulp magazines in New York City not quite a hundred years ago. 

Johnston McCulley wrote the first Zorro story, The Curse of Capistrano, as a serial adventure that got published in 1919. Zorro was obviously an amalgamation of Robin Hood and the Scarlet Pimpernel that McCulley plopped down in old Spanish-controlled California. He had a charm and flair all his own, and readers responded enthusiastically. A year later, Douglas Fairbanks donned mask and sword belt for the first Zorro movie, The Mark of Zorro. Nearly a dozen more Hollywood Zorro films have followed over the years, not to mention TV shows and foreign films, plus countless books, several written by McCulley. Both Sony Pictures and 20th Century Fox are said to be planning new Zorro movies. Last year, Benedict Cumberbatch even donned that famous black ensemble for a short New York Times Magazine film with Reese Witherspoon. This year, a Zorro musical is slated for Broadway. 

What is it about this rich guy who pretends to be a milksoppy fop and engages in clandestine daredevilry that captures our imaginations? Why did I, as a girl, pore over a storybook retelling of Zorro’s story that featured Disney’s version, Guy Williams? Why did I, as a college student, decorate my dorm room walls all four years with a poster for the Antonio Banderas retelling, The Mask of Zorro? Why do I now, as a thirty-something wife and mom, revel in listening to the Val Kilmer audio adaptation of the original story? 

Is it the vicarious thrill I get from Zorro’s swashbuckling adventures? The joy I take in seeing wrongs righted, mean people punished, innocent suffering avenged? The tingle of being in on the secret of Zorro’s identity while his enemies are fooled so utterly by his simple black mask? For me, it’s all of those things. I’d like to imagine that, were I wealthy, accomplished at swordplay, and set down in a world of stark and brutal injustices, I would behave exactly as Diego de la Vega does. I would disguise myself and set about fixing all the world’s problems with my sword and my smile. 

And maybe that’s the key to the question of Zorro’s enduring popularity: that smile. There are other swashbuckling heroes with dazzling swordfighting skills. Think of the Dread Pirate Roberts! Inigo Montoya! Captain Jack Sparrow! Will Turner! D’Artagnan! Athos! Porthos! Aramis! All a joy to watch wield a blade. And all of them get rather serious about what they’re fighting for. But Zorro— he laughs, he quips, he delights in his escapades. Oh he can be serious when the need arises. One does not laugh about suffering or injustice. But Zorro gets a jolt of happiness from his mission to save the hopeless, and I think that happiness passes on to us, the audience. 

I don’t know if you prefer your Zorro silent, ala Douglas Fairbanks; suave, ala Tyrone Power; or smoldering ala Antonio Banderas. I don’t know if you prefer a more arcane flavor, like Duncan Regehr or Frank Langella or Alain Delon. I don’t know if you’ve never watched or read anything concerning Zorro before in your life. But I am quite sure that, whenever you do encounter Zorro, be it for the first or the five hundredth time, both you and he will be smiling before long.


(This post originally appeared in the January/February 2015 issue of Femnista magazine.)

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

My Ten Favorite Western TV Shows -- 2021 Update

Back in 2016, I posted my list of My Ten Favorite Western TV Shows for that year's Legends of Western Cinema Week.  Well, five years have passed, and I've found some new favorites, so it's time to revise that list!  And what better occasion than this year's edition of LOWCW, right?  Especially since I'm giving away several of these shows in this year's giveaway!  (Enter it here!)

1. The Big Valley (1965-69)

The adventures of the rich, influential Barkley family:  wise matriarch Victoria (Miss Barbara Stanwyck); sensible lawyer Jarrod (Richard Long); hot-tempered charmer Nick (Peter Breck); sensitive tough guy Heath (Lee Majors); and bold little sister Audra (Linda Evans).  Together or apart, they're always encountering excitement of one sort or another in and around the big California valley they own.  I've reviewed my two favorite episodes: "A Time to Kill" and "Showdown in Limbo."

2. The Magnificent Seven (1998-2000) 

A "found family" formed from seven archetypical loners:  a volatile gunslinger, Chris (Michael Biehn); wistful bounty hunter, Vin (Eric Close); a cheerful ladies' man, Buck (Dale Midkiff); a snarky card sharp, Ezra (Anthony Starke); a former slave learning to be a doctor, Nathan (Rick Worthy); a doubtful religious man, Josiah (Ron Perlman); and an annoying tenderfoot, J.D. (Andrew Kavovit).  They're hired by a circuit judge (Robert Vaughn) to clean up and protect a lawless town.  You can read the list of my 10 favorite episodes here.

3. Cheyenne (1955-63) 

Nomadic loner Cheyenne Bodie (Clint Walker) travels the west helping people, taking odd jobs, and doing the right thing wherever he can.  Kind of like the Lone Ranger, but generally without a sidekick, and always without a mask.

4. The Rifleman (1958-63) 

Widowed rancher Lucas McCain (Chuck Connors) and his son Mark (Johnny Crawford) contend with all the bad guys who seem irresistably drawn to the tiny Texas town of North Fork, where Marshal Micah Torrence (Paul Fix) is forever needing Lucas and his famous, specially modified Winchester to help stave them off.

5. Five Mile Creek (1983-85) 

The daily lives of a band of strangers working together to run a small stage coach line and its way station in the Australia frontier.  Through a variety of adversities and problems, they forge a "found family" that I have wanted to belong to for as long as I can remember.  You can read my overview of the series here.

6. The Mandalorian (2019-) 

A bounty hunter seeks to reunite an orphan with its family.  Although this is part of the Star Wars universe, I consider it to be a western with sci-fi trappings, not the other way around.  I reviewed the first eight episodes individually, and you can find links to those reviews here.

7. Wanted: Dead or Alive (1958-61) 

Bounty hunter Josh Randall (Steve McQueen) is on a quest to earn money by capturing bad guys and delivering them to the authorities, with many moral dilemmas mixed in.  This may actually be the strongest western show of all -- it has very few "so-so" episodes and manymanymany magnificent ones.

8. The Lone Ranger (1949-57) 

John Reid (Clayton Moore) is the only survivor of an ambushed party of Texas Rangers.  After the lonesome Indian Tonto (Jay Silverheels) nurses him back to health, the two embark on a crusade to bring justice, law, and order to the West.

9. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (1993-98) 

Intrepid woman doctor Michaela Quinn (Jane Seymour) moves to Colorado Springs, adopts three kids, romances handsome and sometimes mysterious Sully (Joe Lando), and generally works to eradicate disease, prejudice, and ignorance.

10. Zorro (1957-59) 

The merry adventures of wealthy Spanish scion Diego de la Vega (Guy Williams) as he battles injustice, oppression, and greed in old California.  It's superduper fun, appropriate for just about any age... and currently unavailable on DVD because of a distribution rights dispute :-(  BUT you can watch the first few episodes in the form of the movie The Sign of Zorro on Disney+ now!  Disney edited eight episodes together and released them to the big screen as a movie in 1958, and it is absolutely delightful.


Have you watched any of these?  Do you have other favorites that I didn't list here?  Let's discuss over a cup of coffee by the campfire, shall we?

Sunday, June 14, 2020

"The Mark of Zorro" (1940)

I love Zorro.  I've loved him since I was a tiny person -- he was one of my first heroes.  In fact, I think only Robin Hood and the Lone Ranger have been heroes of mine longer, and Zorro is sort of an amalgamation of the two of them, isn't he?  Championing the poor and oppressed, wearing a mask to strike fear into the heart of any evildoer who crosses him, and so on.

The first time I encountered Zorro, it was in a picture book based on the Disney Zorro series from the 1950s that starred Guy Williams.  Then I watched a few episodes of the early-nineties TV series that starred Duncan Regehr before finally getting to see a handful of the Guy Williams episodes on VHS.


But in my late teens, I got to see The Mark of Zorro (1940) for the first time on VHS as well.  Or maybe on PBS?  I remember there being a documentary with it too that talked about how Basil Rathbone was a wonderful swordsman for real, and that Tyrone Power had to learn a lot to keep up with him.  That the little trick Zorro does toward the end of this movie, where he slices through a burning candle and it stays upright and burning -- Basil Rathbone could do that for real.  They had to fake it for Power in the film by drawing in the end of his sword across the candle in post-production.

Anyway, this movie is a rollicking good time.  It opens in Spain, with handsome cadet Diego Vega bidding farewell to his friends because his family has called him home to California.


He's not pleased with having to go home to boring California where there's nothing to do but get married to some provincial girl, raise fat children, and tend vineyards.  He's used to dueling, riding fast horses, and pursuing beautiful women around the academy.


He's in for a surprise when he gets home, however.  His father is no longer the alcalde of Los Angeles.  And the new alcalde has a sly and smug henchman, Captain Pasquale (Basil Rathbone), who enjoys threatening strangers with his sword.  On the spot, with no apparent premeditation, Diego affects the demeanor of a harmless dandy, dabbing at his forehead and lips with a scented hankie and acting distressed by the sight of a sword.


The new alcalde, Don Luis Quintero (J. Edward. Bromberg), is a pompous fool.  Anyone can see Pasquale is the real power here.  But Diego pretends not to.


Anyone can also see that Pasquale has the hots for Quintero's wife Inez (Gale Sondergaard).  Inez promptly sets her sights on Diego -- she seems to have grown tired of Pasquale and is eager for a handsome new plaything.


Diego plays along with Inez, flattering her and bolstering her vanity.  But he's spotted Quintero's niece Lolita (Linda Darnell) and his thoughts and eyes belong to her now.


Diego finally returns to his family's hacienda, reuniting with his father (Montagu Love), mother (Janet Beecher), and his old mentor Fray Felipe (Eugene Pallette).  He continues pretending to abhor violence and long only for peace and quiet.


The people of Los Angeles are suffering under the rule of Quintero/Pasquale, who tax them close to death and are generally crabby and grabby.  One day, two soldiers put up a notice about more taxes to be collected when a stranger rides into the square.


He wears all black, including a black mask, waves a sword around a lot, and rides a black horse.  And he pulls down the taxation notice with the tip of his sword and makes the soldiers put up his own announcement instead.


Next, Zorro visits Quintero at night, appearing in his office seemingly by magic.  He frightens Quintero and tells him he won't rest until Quintero goes back to Spain.


They do some really nice things with shadows in this movie.  Here, Zorro's shadow looms over Quintero.


Here, he towers above soldiers that he's about to rob of the unfair taxes they've collected.


While Zorro dashes around the countryside robbing the rich and looking all debonair and exciting, Diego pretends to be bored pursuing the hand of Lolita Quintero in marriage.  We all know he actually likes her a whole lot, but he keeps up the facade of a popinjay.  Still, when they dance after dinner at her father's house, Lolita can't help feeling there's more to Diego than meets the eye.


Eventually, Pasquale begins to figure that out too.  He and Diego have a magnificent sword fight, though (SPOILER) he dies before confirming his suspicion that Diego and Zorro are one and the same.  (END SPOILER)

This is a really splendid duel, by the way -- because Rathbone was a fencing champion, he did all of his own fencing!  Power did a lot too, but did have a double for some of the trickier bits.


Everything ends happily, of course, with peace restored to the land.  Zorro can hang up his mask and sword, and Diego can wed the beautiful Lolita, settle down, and raise fat children and tend a vineyard.

This is not a deep film, but it's a highly enjoyable one.  If you'd like to see a different adaptation that uses the exact same script, but with a different cast, try to find the 1974 version, which is also lots of fun!


This has been my contribution to the Suave Swordsman: Basil Rathbone Blogathon hosted by Pale Writer.  Follow that link to find the other posts people have contributed to this event!

Is this movie family friendly?  Yes!  All innuendo about Inez's extramarital activities is veiled and oblique, and all violence is non-graphic.  There are a couple of kisses, but that's it.  I hadn't watched this movie for a few years, so I showed it to my kids for their first time this week, and they got a huge kick out of it!

Thursday, August 04, 2016

My Ten Favorite Western TV Shows


To continue celebrating Legends of Western Cinema Week, here is a list of my top ten favorite western TV shows.  I own at least one season's-worth of eps of each on DVD, and can't recommend them highly enough.


1. The Big Valley (1965-69) follows the adventures of the rich, influential Barkley family:  wise matriarch Victoria (Miss Barbara Stanwyck), sensible lawyer Jarrod (Richard Long), hot-tempered charmer Nick (Peter Breck), sensitive tough guy Heath (Lee Majors), and bold sister Audra (Linda Evans).  Together or apart, they're always encountering excitement of one sort or another in and around the big California valley they own.  (That's them in the button at the top of the page.)

2. Cheyenne (1955-63) focuses on nomadic loner Cheyenne Bodie (Clint Walker), who travels the west helping people, taking odd jobs, and doing the right thing wherever he can.  Kind of like the Lone Ranger, but generally without a sidekick, and always without a mask.

3. The Rifleman (1958-63) tells the story of widowed rancher Lucas McCain (Chuck Connors) and his son Mark (Johnny Crawford), and all the bad guys who seem drawn to the tiny Texas town of North Fork, where Marshal Micah Torrence (Paul Fix) is forever needing Lucas and his famous, specially modified Winchester to help stave them off.

4. Wanted: Dead or Alive (1958-61) is about bounty hunter Josh Randall (Steve McQueen) and his quest to earn money by capturing bad guys and delivering them to the authorities, with many moral dilemmas mixed in.  This may actually be the strongest western show of all -- it has very few "so-so" episodes, and manymanymany magnificent ones.

5. Five Mile Creek (1983-85) delves into the daily lives of a band of strangers working together to run a small stage coach line and its way station in the Australia frontier.  Through a variety of adversities and problems, they forge a "found family" that I have wanted to belong to for as long as I can remember.

6. The Lone Ranger (1949-57) is about John Reid (Clayton Moore), the only survivor of an ambushed party of Texas Rangers.  After the lonesome Indian Tonto (Jay Silverheels) nurses him back to health, the two embark on a crusade to bring justice, law, and order to the West.

7. Zorro (1957-59) follows the merry adventures of wealthy Spanish scion Diego de la Vega (Guy Williams) as he battles injustice, oppression, and greed in old California.  It's superduper fun

8. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (1993-98) is about intrepid woman doctor Michaela Quinn (Jane Seymour), who moves to Colorado Springs, adopts three kids, romances handsome and sometimes mysterious Sully (Joe Lando), and generally works to eradicate disease, prejudice, and ignorance.

9. Maverick (1957-62) technically is about the three Maverick brothers:  Bret (James Garner), Bart (Jack Kelly), and Beau (Roger Moore), but Beau's only in sixteen episodes, so mostly it's about Bret and Bart.  They're all gamblers who drift around the west, preferring to use their sly intelligence and vast network of friends to solve problems, rather than fists or guns.

10. The Wild Wild West (1965-69) is basically James Bond in the Old West.  Secret Service agents James West (Robert Conrad) and Artemus Gordon (Ross Martin) foil anarchists, assassins, thieves, vandals, murderers, kidnappers, and any other fantastical bad guys the writers could dream up.  They have a special train car filled with gadgets and gizmos, and Artie is always dreaming up some wonderful disguise or other to get information or rescue Jim.  The later seasons are quite violent, and eventually the series was cancelled as a result, but the early seasons are funny and delightful.


And now you're going to ask me how come Bonanza and Gunsmoke, surely the most famousest western TV shows ever, are not on my list.  And the answer is that I like them just fine, but they're not my favorites, that's all.

Don't forget to check out Meanwhile, in Rivendell... and A Lantern in Her Hand for more fun all this week, and for links to others who are participating.  And don't forget to enter my giveaway, either!  Four of the shows I'm giving away are on this list!

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

"The Mark of Zorro" (1974)

At the very end of this movie, when Zorro's true identity is revealed, Captain Esteban (Ricardo Montalban) says, "Inside the peacock, you find a hawk."  That's the perfect way to describe this movie, I think.  Very pretty to look at, but inside it has some substance after all.


This is a 1974 made-for-TV movie that I didn't know existed until about a couple years ago, when Carissa mentioned it in a comment on my review of Johnston McCulley's original Zorro novel, The Mark of Zorro, which was originally published as the serialized adventure story "The Curse of Capistrano."  I finally got to see this for the first time last year, and when I went into that first viewing, I didn't realize that it was shot from a condensed version of the script for the 1940 movie The Mark of Zorro that starred Tyrone Power.  As it so happened, I had just watched the 1940 film a week or so before I watched this for the first time, and not knowing that they'd made it from the same script, I became very annoyed by what I thought was a rip-off of the classic.  They kind of explain that they were using the same script during the opening credits:


Only I didn't quite get that the above meant they took the previous screenplay, trimmed it down to a much zippier 78 minutes from the original, which was a whopping 94 minutes long, and basically filmed a direct remake.  After I finished that first viewing, I looked it up online and discovered that they'd actually used the same script, and most of the same music.  Then I was no longer annoyed that they had "copied" the 1940 version, once I learned they had meant to do so.  So now, when I watched it for a second time, I was completely fine with it!

But enough of this.  Time to discuss the movie.  And yes, this is going to be one of those reviews where I include a zillion screencaps and basically tell you the whole story, but if you don't know how the Zorro story goes by now... it's time you did.  I don't think spoilage is actually an issue in this case, is it?  If it is for you, guess you'd better quit reading here.

It all begins, as you can see above, at a military academy.  A handsome young man, Diego Vega (Frank Langella), is making his farewells because he has to leave his friends in Spain and go home to California.


His friends are not pleased by this.  They like Diego.  He's a cheerful, peaceful fellow, friendly and kind.  Also, he's a really good horseman and swordsman, and they're sorry to see him go.  So he says he'll leave them a little something to remember him by.


And he tosses his sword up so it sticks in a beam in the ceiling.  This is straight out of the 1940 movie, and the spot where I first went, "HEY!  They copied that from the Tyrone Power version!"  Hee.  Yes, they did.


Anyway, he heads home to California, which is a Spanish possession at this time, governed by the cabelleros, wealthy Spanish settlers like the Diego's family, the Vegas.  When Diego arrives, he is very puzzled by the way people behave when he tells them his father is the alcalde (a sort of magistrate and mayor) of Los Angeles.  They freak out, basically.  They stare at him in horror and fear, and scurry to do his bidding.  This is not what he was expecting, not what he was used to when he left California as a boy to attend school in Madrid.


Diego demands to be taken to the alcalde's house, where he stomps around in a magnificently swirly cloak, startled and annoyed to find soldiers all over his childhood home.


In the courtyard, he meets Captain Esteban (Ricardo Montalban), who is also puzzled, amused, and perplexed to hear this young man claim to be the son of the alcalde.


Esteban threatens Diego with his sword, and at that moment, Diego instinctively plays the fool.  He can see things are not as they should be, and instead of drawing his own sword and fighting back, he pretends he doesn't like weapons or fighting, that he is gentle and peaceful to the point of being effeminate.  He clumsily slices open his finger on Esteban's sword tip while pushing it away, and makes a great show of bandaging it up.

And this is one of the places that I feel like this version actually works a little better than the 1940.  Because in the 1940, Diego's adoption of his foppish facade is almost a whim -- I never feel like he thought it out at all.  But here, Langella's Diego has been puzzled and thoughtful for a couple of scenes, and it feels like he's got this half-planned already by the time he encounters Captain Esteban.


Then the mystery of everyone's reactions to him is explained when the alcalde arrives -- he's not Diego's father, he's Don Luis Quintero (Robert Middleton), who has forced Diego's father to retire and taken over his home in Los Angeles.  Diego continues to play the foolish charmer when he's introduced to Quientero, though he turns serious again for a moment.


Why?  He has seen Teresa (Anne Archer), the Quinteros' niece or ward or something... she's their heir, but not their daughter.  I think.  Script is a little fuzzy on that point.  Anyway, she's young and pretty.


Diego says goodbye and goes off to find his parents at their hacienda outside town.  Captain Esteban thinks this popinjay could cause trouble, but Quintero thinks that's highly unlikely.


One of the best parts of this movie is their inclusion of great actors from the age of classic Hollywood.  Ricardo Montalban might be best known today as the original Khan from the Star Trek TV show and movies, but he was highly popular in "Latin Lover" types of roles when he was young (and boy, did he age well!).  Robert Middleton played a lot of "heavies" in lots of old movies and TV shows, but the real casting coups in this are Diego's parents.  They have Gilbert Roland as his father, Don Alejandro Vega:


And Yvonne De Carlo as his mother Isabella:


Yvonne De Carlo's exotic beauty had set pulses racing all through the 1940s and '50s -- you might remember her as Sephora, Moses' wife in The Ten Commandments (1956).  And Gilbert Roland rode to fame as The Cisco Kid in the 1940s, a character rather similar to Zorro in his willingness to find unusual paths to justice in the southwest.  He also appeared in a couple episodes of the Disney Zorro TV show in the 1950s, which I find a neat bit of trivia.

ANYWAY!  Diego's father is heartily displeased with the useless clown his son has become, though his mother embraces him anyway.  Diego learns from his parents all about the terrible abuses the people of Los Angeles are suffering at the hands of Quintero, Esteban, and their flunkies.  That very night, he steals one of the swords from his father's office, determined to set about righting these wrongs however necessary.


And so, he becomes Zorro.  (Just in case you didn't know, zorro is the Spanish word for "fox.")  He acquires a black hat, mask, cape, shirt, pants, gloves, and horse (we have no idea where he got the horse or how he hides all his gear -- at 78 minutes, there's no time to go into such pesky details).  And he goes around wreaking havoc on the big meanies who've been ruining everyone's lives.


And he doesn't waste time mincing words either.


He merrily rides around, robbing the Quinteros...


...stealing tax money the soldiers collect from the peasants, and swooping around with his swishy cape, being altogether devil-may-care and delightful.


There's some very nice scenery in some of the exterior shots too.  I'm sorry my picture quality isn't better for these -- this movie has never been released to DVD, so all I have is a recorded-off-TV copy that's a bit grainy.


But he doesn't stop with redistributing wealth to the poor.  He sneaks right into Quintero's office, via a secret passageway he knows about since, after all, he used to live in that house.


There he extinguishes a candle with his sword (because he can)...


...menaces the alcalde...


...looks dashing and dangerous (except I don't like how his mask's eye holes slant down on the ends because it makes him look sad all the time)...


...and vandalizes the wall before swooping off into the night.


But he doesn't stop there.  Next, he breaks into his own home to confront Captain Esteban, who's there threatening/annoying the Vegas.


Don Alejandro is a little shocked by this intrusion, but he thinks this Zorro guy is pretty cool, nonetheless.


Zorro then threatens Esteban at gunpoint and warns him to quit threatening/annoying the Vegas.


His mom is all, "You look suspiciously familiar."


Zorro has to quick leave before his mom either recognizes him or starts to feel attracted to him.  Ahhh, the dangers of being Zorro!


Anyway, then the Quinteros decide that in order to stop Don Alejandro from hating them, they should get his son Diego to marry their niece/ward/whatever, Teresa.  Teresa has kind of met Zorro already, but she's never formally met Diego -- they just saw each other in the courtyard that first day.  She hears he's handsome and polite and charming, and of course he's rich.  So she's kind of excited about meeting him at a dinner party.


Also excited to see young Diego Vega is Quintero's wife Inez (Louise Sorel).  Although married to the most powerful man in Los Angeles, Inez has a fondness for handsome men.  We get the idea that there's been something going on between her and Captain Esteban prior to this.


Diego totally picks up on Inez's proclivities and plays up to them.  He is as suave and genteel as possible, flattering her and intimating that he's quite attracted to her.  This never quite gets fully developed in this shortened version of the story, and just leaves Diego looking like a womanizing jerk, whereas in the longer 1940 movie, it had bearing on the plot.


Teresa is now much less interested in him.


And I'm only including this screencap because it illustrates so perfectly that the original Zorro story was inspired in part by The Scarlet Pimpernel.  I half expect to Diego to exclaim, "Sink me!" here.


Throughout dinner, Teresa is less-than-amused by Diego.


Inez, on the other hand, is captivated.


But it's not Inez who gets an evening visit from Zorro in her boudoir.  


During that romantic interlude, Zorro tells Teresa the truth -- that he and Diego are one and the same.  And then she's totally okay with him having flirted shamelessly with her aunt/guardian/whatever, falls madly in love with him, and becomes a very happy girl.  Her happiness lasts for about nine minutes, until the next morning when some soldiers attack Fray Felipe, the kindly spiritual leader of Los Angeles and Diego's boyhood mentor.  They rob the church and start beating Fray Felipe, so Teresa runs off to the Vega hacienda to beg Diego to intervene.  I'm mostly including the screencap below because it's the best one I could get of her lovely dress, my favorite of all her outfits.  She's crying and making awful faces, but... it's still a pretty dress.


Don Alejandro is incensed both that the soldiers would dare attack a priest, and that his milksop of a son isn't running off to defend this old family friend.  So Don Alejandro runs off instead, to rally his fellow cabelleros and put a stop to all this.

Diego rushes off, changes into Zorro, avenges Fray Felipe's mistreatment on the soldier who beat him, and then sneaks into Quintero's office again, this time as Diego.  He has a vaguely menacing little chat with Quintero, the best part of which is him sitting in the alcalde's chair looking meditative.


So then Quintero and Esteban have a big argument about how Robert Middleton clearly is the lesser man because he's not willing to wear perilously tight pants like Ricardo Montalban is, and so on.  No, actually they just yell at each other because Zorro keeps outwitting them, and they're both convinced this is the other person's fault.


And then all of a sudden, Don Alejandro and his cronies and pretty much every single citizen of the pueblo arrives and starts attacking the guards.  And Gilbert Roland proves he's pretty spry for a guy going on 70 and climbs right up the gate.


While the soldiers, cabelleros, and townsfolk mix it up outside, Captain Esteban and Zorro square off in the alcalde's office.


Esteban greatly enjoys finally crossing swords with the elusive Zorro.


Zorro's having a pretty fun time of it himself.


They fight all over the room, jumping on furniture, overturning odds and ends, and generally being quite rowdy.


Then Zorro whips off his mask, which is when Esteban utters that phrase I quoted at the beginning:  "Inside the peacock, you find a hawk."


Zorro/Diego doesn't seem to think much of the sentiment, and runs him through.  It's one of the best bits of cinematography in the whole movie -- the rest is pretty pedestrian, but this one shot is very cool:


Esteban falls to the floor, dead, and Zorro/Diego is like, "Well, good riddance, that was fun, whatever."  Or maybe more like, "Huh."  He's kind of hard to read sometimes.  Goes in for the whole inscrutable thing.


Outside, the Quinteros are taken into custody and sent back to Spain in disgrace.  Which gives Inez a chance to show off her outlandishly embroidered jacket to great effect.


Diego's all masked up as Zorro again, and he's very smirky and pleased with himself.


Teresa's pretty pleased with him too.


And then, at the very end, he reveals to his father that he, Zorro, is actually Diego, and so Don Alejandro is pleased with him too.


The biggest difference for me between Tyrone Power and Frank Langella in this role is that I like Power better as Zorro than as Diego, but I like Langella better as Diego than as Zorro.  Does that make any sense?  I also like the Vega family better in this, as they're a bit dull in the 1940.  But overall... I'm glad that if only one of these was going to be available on DVD, it's the 1940, because everybody should see that, while only Zorro afficianados (and Langella fans) need to search this out.


This is my fourth movie watched and reviewed for the Period Drama Challenge!  I showcased a lot of costumes above, and discussed them a little there, so I'm not going to spend more time on them now.

Is this movie family friendly?  Yes, it is.  I would let my kids watch this.  In fact, when we finish watching the Guy Williams Zorro TV show together, we'll probably branch out into this and the 1940 both.  There's a bit of violence, and like I showed above, you do see people get killed, but it's pretty tame and bloodless.  Captain Esteban's pants are VERY tight, however.  And Inez Quintero wears some off-the-shoulder gowns.  But don't be worried about that nighttime boudoir visit I mentioned -- Zorro/Diego leaves after a couple of quick kisses.