Monday, July 31, 2023

Lily and Lydia -- A New Website and Magazine



A couple of months ago, some lovely Christian women started a new email mini-magazine called Lily & Lydia.  This month, they launched the website lilyandlydia.com to go with it.  Their focus is on uplifting and encouraging Christian women in all stages and areas of life, and I really love what they're doing.  In fact, I have contributed a few things to both the magazine and website!  

My first contribution to the website is in the form of advice and thoughts about homeschooling, as part of an article on prepping for the homeschool year.  You can read that right here.

The website also currently has articles up on traveling to Scotland and Ireland, supporting a grieving friend, shopping at Costco for a small family, home decorating, and foraging.  So you can see that this isn't a magazine aimed at women in one specific walk of life, but one that has something to offer to just about everybody.  If you'd like to sign up for the mini-magazine, here's a handy link, or you can sign up via the website too.

They're looking for contributors, so if you are interested in adding some of your own writing or ideas to the mix, here's a page listing what they are looking for!

Saturday, July 29, 2023

LOWCW Giveaway Winners and Wrap-Up

Sigh.  Legends of Western Cinema Week has come to an end.


Time to announce the prizes for my giveaway, eh?

Prize 1: A set of 4 classic western movies -- The Metzinger Sisters

Prize 2: The Hollywood West: Lives of Film Legends Who Shaped It -- Kylie Hunt

Prize 3: The complete TV series The Loner (1965-66) -- Eva

Prize 4: A set of THREE bookmarks featuring silhouettes of cowboy actors John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Val Kilmer -- Heidi

Prize 5: A set of FOUR bookmarks featuring silhouettes from the movie Tombstone (1993) -- Andrea

Prize 6: A rustic metal cowboy boot-shaped magnet -- Chloe the Movie Critic

Congratulations, winners!  I'll be contacting you via email to get your mailing addresses so I can send off your prizes.

If you haven't had a chance to read everyone's posts yet, or if you have one last post you want to add to the widget, here it is again, so you don't have to scroll alllllll the way down to the kick-off post to find it.


Thanks to everyone who joined the fun this year, whether by contributing posts or just commenting on them.  I've had fun, and I hope you have too :-)



Answers to the Western Title Actor Trivia Game


Here are the answers to this year's trivia game!  Scores are down below.

Wrangler Round -- Movies with one character in the title

1. Along Came Jones (1945) -- Gary Cooper
2. Annie Get Your Gun (1950) -- Betty Hutton
3. The Ballad of Lefty Brown (2017) -- Bill Pullman
4. Big Jake (1971) -- John Wayne
5. Calamity Jane (1953) -- Doris Day
6. Cat Ballou (1965) -- Jane Fonda
7. Chisum (1970) -- John Wayne
8. Destry Rides Again (1939) -- James Stewart
9. Django Unchained (2017) -- Jamie Foxx
10. The Fastest Gun Alive (1956) -- Glenn Ford
11. Hondo (1953) -- John Wayne
12. Hud (1963) -- Paul Newman
13. Jane Got a Gun (2015) -- Natalie Portman
14. Jeremiah Johnson (1972) -- Robert Redford
15. Jubal (1956) -- Glenn Ford
16. The Left Handed Gun (1958) -- Paul Newman
17. The Lone Ranger (2013) -- Armie Hammer
18. The Man from Laramie (1955) -- James Stewart
19. The Mark of Zorro (1940) -- Tyrone Power
20. The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976) -- Clint Eastwood
21. The Paleface (1948) -- Bob Hope
22. Pale Rider (1985) -- Clint Eastwood
23. Quigley Down Under (1990) -- Tom Selleck
24. The Redhead from Wyoming (1953) -- Maureen O'Hara
25. Shane (1953) -- Alan Ladd
26. The Shootist (1976) -- John Wayne
27. Two Mules for Sister Sarah (1970) -- Shirley MacLaine 
28. The Virginian (2000) -- Bill Pullman
29. Whispering Smith (1948) -- Alan Ladd
30. Will Penny (1967) -- Charlton Heston
31. Wyatt Earp (1994) -- Kevin Costner


Top Hand Round -- Movies with two characters in the title

32. Angel and the Badman (1947) -- John Wayne, Gail Russell
33. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) -- Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck
34. Buck and the Preacher (1972) -- Sidney Poitier, Harry Belafonte
35. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) -- Paul Newman, Robert Redford
36. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) -- John Wayne, Lee Marvin
37. Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (1973) -- James Coburn, Kris Kristofferson
38. The Searchers (1956) -- John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter


Trail Boss Round -- Movies with many characters in the title

39. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) -- Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Eli Wallach
40. The Magnificent Seven (1960) -- Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, James Coburn, Charles Bronson, Robert Vaughn, Horst Bucholz, Brad Dexter
41. The Sons of Katie Elder (1965) -- John Wayne, Dean Martin, Earl Holliman, Michael Anderson Jr. 
42. Three Amigos! (1986) -- Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short
43. 3 Godfathers (1948) -- John Wayne, Harry Carey Jr., Pedro Armendariz


SCORES
Elisabeth Grace Foley -- 47
Chloe the Movie Critic -- 27
Debra She Who Seeks -- 24
Olivia -- 23
Harold Loves Maude 2020 -- 15

Friday, July 28, 2023

My Answers to the LOWCW 2023 Tag


It has taken me days to fill this out.  So many good moments to choose from!  I'm so glad we decided to say "a favorite" for these so I didn't have to feel pressure to figure out my one absolute top favorite for any of these, as I would probably never have finished it otherwise.

In other words, get yourself a fresh cup of coffee and a biscuit from the chuckwagon and settle back for a series of pretty thorough answers to these tag questions.

The LOWCW 2023 Tag

Stetson -- a favorite hero moment (i.e. highlighting their character and/or making a pivotal decision, etc) 

There's a moment in The Lone Ranger (2013) at the beginning of the finale when John Reid (Armie Hammer) appears above the crowd on his white horse, which rears up, and the first time I saw that, it was like he slotted into this silhouette in my head that's the shape of A Heroic Man.  It's really hard to describe, but it was like this moment of recognition for me and victory for him, and... I love that moment, because it's when John Reid finally OWNS being The Lone Ranger, and he never looks back from then on.



Petticoat -- a favorite heroine moment (ditto)

There's a tiny moment in The Rare Breed (1966) where Hilary Price (Juliet Mills), her mother Martha (Maureen O'Hara), and cowpuncher Sam Burnett (James Stewart) are transporting the prize Hereford bull Vindicator to Texas.  Vindicator is tied behind the wagon that Martha and Hilary usually ride in on the trip, but on this sunny afternoon, Hilary isn't in the wagon, she is riding on Vindicator's back.  She raised him from a calf and loves him dearly, and she's really struggling to accept that he's been sold and is on his way to his new home, where she will have to leave him.  Most of that struggle is not conveyed to us in words, but in how Hilary behaves toward him, and that's most poignant in the moment when she's riding on his back and lies down on his back and closes her eyes.  The love and trust conveyed in that simple moment get to me every time I watch the movie.



Canteen -- a favorite scene with a leader/mentor 

In my favorite movie, The Man from Snowy River (1982), young Jim Craig (Tom Burlinson) has been accused of stealing a valuable horse from his employer, Mr. Harrison (Kirk Douglas).  Jim loses his job and heads home to the mountains.  There, he encounters a friend of his dad's, the crack rider Clancy (Jack Thompson).  Clancy tells Jim that Mr. Harrison is getting together a lot of riders to recover that valuable horse from the herd of wild horses it has joined.  Jim wants nothing to do with it because he's angry over being falsely accused of theft and fired, but Clancy tells him he should join the search because he's a grown man now, not a sulky kid, basically.  Jim is unconvinced.  Finally, Clancy asks him, "What's the first thing you do when a horse bucks you off?"  Jim says, "You don't let him beat you, you get straight back on."  Clancy nods and says, "Well?"  Jim might not like it, but he knows what he has to do.


That bit of advice, to stand up and try again and not let one fall defeat you is something that has been a real help to me all my life.  My own dad has actually quoted it to me, most memorably the first time I put on a pair of roller skates after breaking my arm while roller skating when I was 12.


Gloves -- a favorite sidekick/friend scene 

This is a scene that hurts and hurts, but it's so agonizingly good that I love it anyway.  In Hour of the Gun (1967), Wyatt Earp (James Garner) has just gunned down a man involved in the murder of Wyatt's brother.  Doc Holliday (Jason Robards) has been sitting silently on his horse watching things go down, but once Wyatt's business is finished, Doc can't be quiet anymore.  He tells Wyatt he's not carrying warrants for arrest, he's carrying hunting licenses.  Doc says Wyatt has no intention of bringing any of these people in alive, he's not working for the law anymore, he's turned vigilante and is carrying out his own little vengeful killing spree.


Wyatt is enraged.  It's the truth, but he can't bear to admit it to himself.  He absolutely refuses to admit anything that Doc is saying is true, and ends up belting his friend across the face.


Doc drops to his knees, the blow having started a horrible coughing fit, as he's slowly dying of tuberculosis.  He coughs and coughs and coughs, and Wyatt instantly switches from rage to compassion and remorse.  It's a gorgeous scene where Doc has the guts to tell his friend the truth, and Wyatt refuses to listen, but then his friendship for Doc overrules his anger.


Canyon -- a favorite western landscape 

I can't decide between Monument Valley and the Grand Tetons.  They both pop up in plenty of westerns, and they are both always completely, achingly gorgeous.

Monument Canyon in The Lone Ranger (2013)

The Tetons in Shane (1953)


Pistol -- a favorite fight scene 

The showdown at the end of A Fistful of Dollars (1964) is everything I want a gunfight to be.  The stakes are as high as possible, with the freedom and peace of a whole town riding on the outcome.  The bad guys are evil, and multitudinous, stacked against one lone hero who won't stay knocked down.  Add in a glorious trumpet theme by Ennio Morricone and you can't lose!



Saddle -- a favorite horse / animal in a western 

He may not be my absolute favorite, but Denny, the horse that Jim Craig rides to glory in The Man from Snowy River, is amazing.  I definitely owe my love of buckskin horses to Denny, and I owe my love of all horses to that film.



Sky -- a favorite ambitious / crazy plan in a western 

The War Wagon (1967) is all about a plan to rob an un-rob-able armored stagecoach filled with gold.  It's a heist film disguised as a western, and it might be part of why I love heist films, now that I think about it.  Taw Jackson (John Wayne) was wrongly convicted of a crime and just got out of prison after serving time for it (oh, and that is another favorite trope of mine!).  He decides to get his revenge on the man who framed him (Bruce Cabot) by gathering a group of oddly talented ne'er-do-wells (Kirk Douglas, Howard Keel, Keenan Wynn, and Robert Walker Jr. -- and no, I am not making that cast up) to help him carry out a very elaborate and detailed plan to rob his nemesis's armored gold-shipment coach.  That's the whole plot of the movie.  And it's a fun, fun ride.



Rifle -- a favorite scene with an antagonist 

Basically any scene from The Magnificent Seven (1960) with the bandit leader Calvera (Eli Wallach) in it, to be honest.  He steals every scene, even out from under the likes of Steve McQueen and Yul Brynner.  If I had to pick one favorite, it would be one from close to the beginning where he is justifying his thieving to some townsfolk, because he is totally convinced he makes absolute sense.  He's not stealing from these villagers because he hates them or he's filled with malice or he wants to take over the world, he's stealing from them to feed the men who follow him, and he's not mean and nasty about it, and that makes him one of the few villains I actually like a little bit.



Chuckwagon -- a favorite meal scene 

In Shane (1953), after Shane (Alan Ladd) uses nothing but his quietly menacing presence to scare their enemies away from their homestead, Joe (Van Heflin) and Marian (Jean Arthur) invite him to eat a meal with them.  While they eat, you get the sense that it has been a long time since Shane shared a meal with a family instead of eating at a boarding house or in some beanery.  He thanks Marian and tells her that this was "an elegant meal, ma'am."  His soft and graceful chivalry in that one line communicates to the audience -- and to Joe and Marian -- that there is a lot of depth to this gunfighter.  That he is more than just another tough guy. 



Badge -- a favorite scene with peace officers / sheriff 

There's a moment in Rio Bravo (1959) that has nothing to do, exactly, with keeping the peace or upholding the law, but it's such a sweet and lovely scene that I have to share it here.  The sheriff (John Wayne), his deputy (Dean Martin), the man who sweeps out the jail (Walter Brennan), and a young gunman (Ricky Nelson) are all holed up in the town jail, guarding one prisoner until the judge can come and try his case.  That prisoner's rich and powerful brother is doing everything he can to get the lawmen to release him, but they are standing firm and refusing.  In the middle of a very tense movie that is going to ratchet up the tension even more before it's through, we get a soft and quiet interlude where Dean Martin and Ricky Nelson sing a couple of songs one evening because you cannot have Dean Martin and Ricky Nelson in a movie together without getting them to sing something.  And because the audience needs a little breather between tense and exciting plot points just as much as the characters do.



Lariat -- a favorite cattle drive /roundup

The climax of Chisum (1970) involves a herd of cattle being driven straight through the main street of a town, with cattle going inside the buildings and smashing stuff up and altogether causing a great deal of mayhem.  It's chaotically glorious in a strange way, and I look forward to it every time I watch the movie.  Not quite a cattle drive or roundup in the usual sense, but very memorable!  I may have drawn inspiration from it for the ending of The Man on the Buckskin Horse, actually.



Hey, look at that!  You made it to the end of this very long post!  Hope your coffee held out.

Don't forget that today is the last day to enter my giveaway!  

Thursday, July 27, 2023

My Ten Favorite Funny Westerns

Something about the western genre often lends itself to blending with comedy, which I find delightful.  Here are my ten favorite funny westerns -- some are spoofs or meant to be comedies, and others are more just westerns that have a lot of funny stuff in them.


1. Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969) A mild-mannered man (James Garner) who is basically just on his way to Australia takes on the job of sheriff in a goldrush boomtown.  His unorthodox methods and unflappable demeanor keep everyone bewildered and off balance, from baddies (including Walter Brennan and Bruce Dern), to the mayor (Henry Morgan), to his former-town-drunk deputy (Jack Elam).  One of the absolute funniest movies I have ever seen.  My family quotes it constantly.

2. The Apple Dumpling Gang (1975)  A card sharp (Bill Bixby) takes care of three orphans, marries a stage coach driver (Susan Clark), and captures a famous outlaw (Slim Pickens) while eluding the machinations of two inept would-be robbers (Don Knotts and Tim Conway).  One of my favorites when I was a kid, and still funny and awesome now.

3. North to Alaska (1960) A wealthy Alaska mine owner (John Wayne) brings a dance hall girl (Capucine) back to his claim to replace the woman who jilted his mining partner (Stewart Granger), only to fall in love with her himself.  A western romcom, basically, and one with an amazingly fun brawl in the mud at the end.  Thanks to this movie, I have basically been on my way to Alaska for the last thirty years.

4. Texas Across the River (1966).  A Southern belle (Rosemary Forsyth) pursues her European fiance (Alain Delon) to Texas, where she gets mixed up with an opportunistic gunrunner (Dean Martin).  A few of the jokes have not aged well, but most of them are still laugh-out-loud funny.

5. Along Came Jones (1945) A slow-talking, easy-going cowpoke (Gary Cooper) gets mistaken for a vicious outlaw (Dan Duryea) and falls for the outlaw's girl (Loretta Young). This is a charming western comedy that amuses me greatly.

6. The Sheepman (1958) A sheep rancher (Glenn Ford) insists on raising his sheep in an area dominated by cattle ranchers, no matter how much they pressure or cajole him to be rid of the wooly beasts. The main character's sense of humor and a stubborn and sassy woman (Shirley MacLaine) elevates this above turning into yet another range war picture.

7. McLintock! (1963) A rich rancher (John Wayne) battles his estranged wife (Maureen O'Hara), daughter, land-grabbing bad guys, and various other adversaries. It's actually a western version of The Taming of the Shrew.

8. Cat Ballou (1965) Cat Ballou (Jane Fonda) comes home to her family's ranch just in time to witness her father's murder by the notorious (and noseless) Tim Strawn (Lee Marvin). She straps on a gunbelt and sets out to avenge him, eventually gathering up an outlaw gang of comically inept ne'erdowells, including washed-up gunfighter Kid Shelleen (also Lee Marvin). This is a wacky, wild movie, but I like it.

9. Three Amigos! (1986) Three silent movie stars (Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin Short) are mistaken for actual gunfighters by the people in a small Mexican village being terrorized by a bandit (Alfonso Arau).  It's basically a really silly version of The Magnificent Seven.

10. Rango (2011) A chameleon (Johnny Depp) accidentally winds up in a middle-of-nowhere town that's in desperate need of some law and order.  It's an animated spoof/homage to all the classic westerns, with tropes and archetypes at every turn, and such a loving homage that I can't help but find it both funny and charming.


Yup, this is another contribution to this year's Legends of Western Cinema Week.  Hope you've been enjoying the festivities!

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Western Title Actor Trivia Game


For my second game this week, I have rounded up a whole lot of western movies with a person's name or descriptor in the title.  Your job?  Tell me who played the title character(s)!

To make this easier, I have a bank of actor and actress names for you to choose from.  Although, some of these get used more than once, so maybe that won't make it much easier?  Still, I know some people have a hard time remembering actor names, so I thought that would help.  There are three rounds -- Wrangler, Top Hand, and Trail Boss.  

Each name you get correct counts as a point!  Max score of 65 points possible.

(If this list of names is too small for you to read easily, right click on it and open it in another window, which will make the words bigger.)


(Please note that the presence of a film on these lists does not necessarily mean I recommend it.  I haven't even seen some of them.)

Wrangler Round -- Movies with one character in the title

1. Along Came Jones (1945) 
2. Annie Get Your Gun (1950) 
3. The Ballad of Lefty Brown (2017) 
4. Big Jake (1971) 
5. Calamity Jane (1953) 
6. Cat Ballou (1965) 
7. Chisum (1970) 
8. Destry Rides Again (1939) 
9. Django Unchained (2017) 
10. The Fastest Gun Alive (1956) 
11. Hondo (1953) 
12. Hud (1963) 
13. Jane Got a Gun (2015) 
14. Jeremiah Johnson (1972) 
15. Jubal (1956)
16. The Left Handed Gun (1958) 
17. The Lone Ranger (2013)
18. The Man from Laramie (1955) 
19. The Mark of Zorro (1940) 
20. The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
21. The Paleface (1948) 
22. Pale Rider (1985) 
23. Quigley Down Under (1990) 
24. The Redhead from Wyoming (1953) 
25. Shane (1953) 
26. The Shootist (1976) 
27. Two Mules for Sister Sarah (1970) 
28. The Virginian (2000) 
29. Whispering Smith (1948) 
30. Will Penny (1967) 
31. Wyatt Earp (1994) 


Top Hand Round -- Movies with two characters in the title

32. Angel and the Badman (1947) 
33. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) 
34. Buck and the Preacher (1972) 
35. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) 
36. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) 
37. Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (1973) 
38. The Searchers (1956)


Trail Boss Round -- Movies with many characters in the title

39. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
40. The Magnificent Seven (1960)
41. The Sons of Katie Elder (1965)
42. Three Amigos! (1986) 
43. 3 Godfathers (1948)

I am putting all comments on "moderation" mode now.  Your comments will NOT show up right away -- that keeps people from being tempted to cheat by peeking at other people's guesses.  I will post the answers and scores at the end of the week!

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Build Your Own Western Movie Cast


Ready to play a western movie-making game?  Rev up your imagination and picture this:

You are now possessed of a massive budget, a rollicking script for a western, a great director... and a time machine to help you assemble your cast from the finest western stars of the past one hundred years. 

The only catch is, your cast is going to be determined by some fairly random aspects of your life.  This should result (I hope) in a truly unique cast, the likes of which has never before graced the silver screen.  Just follow the directions to gather your stars, then let us know your spectacular cast lineup in the comments!

Ready?  Let's do it!

Lead Actor

The second letter of your middle name determines who gets to play the main male character in your movie, as follows:

A/B/C = Clint Eastwood
D/E/F = Denzel Washington
G/H/I = Glenn Ford
J/K/L = John Wayne
M/N/O = Matt Damon
P/Q/R = Sidney Poitier
S/T/U = Steve McQueen
V/W/X/Y/Z = Val Kilmer


Lead Actress

The main female character in your movie is determined by what you're wearing on your feet right now:

Socks only = Doris Day
Slippers = Zendaya
Sneakers/tennis shoes = Nicole Kidman
Sandals = Penelope Cruz
High heels = Olivia de Havilland
Boots = Maureen O'Hara
Bare feet = Scarlett Johansson
Other = Barbara Stanwyck


Hero's Sidekick

Your hero needs a sidekick, right?  The first letter of the street you live on decides who helps your hero out of any messes or jams he might find himself in:

A/B/C = Charles Bronson
D/E/F = Sam Elliott
G/H/I = Danny Glover
J/K/L = Diego Luna
M/N/O = Lee Majors
P/Q/R = Bill Pullman
S/T/U = Jay Silverheels
V/W/X/Y/Z = Patrick Wilson


Heroine's Best Friend

Even the strongest female character needs friends.  Find out who plays your heroine's gal pal based on the last thing you had to drink (or what you're currently drinking):

Water = Gina Carano
Milk = Debbie Reynolds
Coffee = Shelley Winters
Tea = Selma Hayek
Soda = Angie Dickinson
Juice = Hailee Steinfeld
Alcohol = Claire Trevor
Other = Mary-Louise Parker


Comic Relief

Every movie needs a laugh here and there.  The genre of the last movie you watched determines who will bring the chuckles to your film:

Action = Jackie Chan
Comedy = Steve Martin
Drama = Walter Brennan
Family film = Don Knotts
Musical = Bill Murray
Rom-com = Owen Wilson
Sci-fi = Slim Pickens
Western = George "Gabby" Hayes


Villain

Who's making trouble for your hero and heroine?  The first pet you ever had decides your villain:

Cat = Tommy Lee Jones
Dog = Lee Marvin
Fish = Cate Blanchett
Bird = Marlene Dietrich
Reptile = Lee Van Cleef
Rodent = Gene Hackman
Horse = Alan Rickman
Other = Robert Ryan

(If you have never had a pet, choose the animal you really wanted to have as a pet when you were a little kid.)


And there you have it!  Just add those all together to create the cast of your blockbuster western.  If you want to, you can make up a little story to go with it, but you don't have to -- you can just comment with the names of your stars and what their roles will be.

Here's mine:

Hero: Val Kilmer
Sidekick: Charles Bronson
Heroine: Scarlett Johannson
Gal Pal: Angie Dickinson
Comic Relief: Steve Martin
Villain: Tommy Lee Jones

My hero (Val Kilmer) and heroine (Scarlett Johansson) arrive in town at the same time, one on a horse and the other on the train.  He and a pal (Charles Bronson) are just drifting through, looking for work.  She's coming home, her best friend (Angie Dickinson) in tow, to take over running her father's mercantile.  He died last month, shot in the back and dumped in an alley, and the only person in town who will tell her anything about the night he died is the town drunk (Steve Martin), who talks only as long as you keep plying him with beer and peanuts.  And those peanuts had better be plenty salty.  The town sheriff has left for parts unknown, and the two drifting friends are only convinced to replace him when the heroine and her best friend ask them really, really nicely.  

Everyone is suspicious of the man (Tommy Lee Jones) who owns both saloons and the dry goods store, and who keeps trying to scare the heroine into selling him her store and leaving town too.  Of course, he turns out to be a not-so-retired outlaw bent on making the town into a new hideout for bad guys and stolen goods.  

The hero and the villain end up in a shoot-out that ranges all over town, then onto a train just leaving the station, and only ends when they both run out of bullets and the hero punches the villain so hard, he falls off the train and dies.  The hero climbs back down onto the train, and when the conductor asks to see his ticket, he says he won't be riding long enough to need one.  His best friend rides up alongside the train leading a spare horse, the hero jumps off the train onto his horse, and they both head back to town.  The End!

Now it's your turn!