Avast, ye scurvy dogs! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Yo ho!
If ye've been flounderin' a bit in yer piratical speech, here be a handy video to help ye get yer ship back on course.
Alas, me best pirate matey at work jumped ship last week. I'll be piratical alone again this year, I'm afeared. Tis a cryin' shame, and no mistake.