Hee hee, posting that Combat! song the other day has gotten me back in the parody-ing mood. So here's a festive Buffy the Vampire Slayer song for your enjoyment:
"A Slaying Song"
by me
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")
Graveyard smells,
Churchyard bells,
Cemetery grey:
Oh what fun it is to hide
And watch the Slayer play--hey!
Gaping hells,
Wicked spells,
Vampires hunting prey...
Oh what fun it is to hide
While Buffy joins the fray!
Headstones row by row
Guide her on her way;
In the shadows, though,
Her Scooby Gang will stay.
While she does her thing
We cheer with all our might.
Oh what fun it is to sing
A slaying song tonight!
(refrain)
A night or two ago,
We got all filled with pride,
And thought some deadly foe
We'd fight at Buffy's side.
But soon our spirits sank;
Our weakness we'd forgot.
That demon's battle tactics stank,
But scare him we did not!
(refrain)
...revealing my thoughts about movies, writing, and life to the audience...
Just saying hi.
ReplyDeleteFun! I love Buffy, and this is a great way to celebrate the show and Christmas! :P
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten all about this small ditty! Glad you liked that :-)
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